As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14393. | Deon (deon_george_) | 72.82 | 97% | 2023-07-10 |
| 14394. | BitByte (bit_byte) | 72.82 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| 14395. | Tabitha (tabi87) | 72.82 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 14396. | Jad (jadooda) | 72.82 | 93% | 2016-08-26 |
| 14397. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 72.82 | 93% | 2015-04-08 |
| 14398. | Noah (nodigermanium) | 72.81 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 14399. | Eugene (kpopgay) | 72.81 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 14400. | vinc4n (vinc4n) | 72.81 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 14401. | Kev (k3vl3w) | 72.81 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
| 14402. | Gio (jovanypr) | 72.80 | 97% | 2024-04-29 |
| 14403. | diamondreflect (diamondrefl... | 72.80 | 96.9% | 2023-12-26 |
| 14404. | Hassan (hassansajjad) | 72.80 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 14405. | eXoF (exof) | 72.80 | 93% | 2016-07-06 |
| 14406. | Leriut (leriut) | 72.80 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 14407. | Razor (razorsharpz) | 72.80 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14408. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 72.80 | 95% | 2015-10-22 |
| 14409. | Kaze_Fujii (kaze_alpaca) | 72.79 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 14410. | iotiiivf (3v98hac8) | 72.79 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 14411. | pam (mik0wle3e) | 72.79 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 14412. | Hefty (hefty001) | 72.79 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 14413. | Pearce (duezot) | 72.79 | 90% | 2017-05-23 |
| 14414. | ⏦ (ether_) | 72.79 | 95% | 2019-04-15 |
| 14415. | ice boi (__ghiaccio__) | 72.78 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 14416. | CJ (blacky_08) | 72.78 | 95.8% | 2024-09-01 |
| 14417. | Nguyen (karolusmagnus) | 72.78 | 88% | 2015-12-31 |
| 14418. | ᴅᴏɴɢ² (feindae) | 72.78 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 14419. | kc (kcp14344) | 72.78 | 97% | 2018-06-28 |
| 14420. | Kelli (kellil08) | 72.78 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 14421. | tofu (dofoolee) | 72.77 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 14422. | Cute (rabbit4549) | 72.77 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |