So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10834. | Piyush (piyush41y08h) | 83.98 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 10835. | T (slopra) | 83.98 | 95% | 2014-05-18 |
| 10836. | ted (sayonara999) | 83.98 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
| 10837. | Bean (waialiki) | 83.97 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10838. | Carlton (wizardhero) | 83.97 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 10839. | Lurker99 (someone16) | 83.96 | 99% | 2014-12-04 |
| 10840. | Lasse (pwnchap) | 83.95 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 10841. | Candelaria (sadtrash) | 83.95 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 10842. | Goats on a Boat (biokunt) | 83.95 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 10843. | Jorge (inward) | 83.95 | 95% | 2015-01-10 |
| 10844. | Adnan (adnan11) | 83.95 | 99% | 2018-05-25 |
| 10845. | James (runinbahn) | 83.95 | 91% | 2012-12-28 |
| 10846. | Vikas (a4atom) | 83.94 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 10847. | oscar (lloydisloud231) | 83.94 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 10848. | Brian (brianfellows) | 83.94 | 96% | 2017-08-28 |
| 10849. | Sam (samuel1112) | 83.94 | 96% | 2016-06-10 |
| 10850. | leeharveyoswald (lee_harvey... | 83.93 | 98.1% | 2023-05-23 |
| 10851. | candman0705 (ethanso7) | 83.93 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 10852. | Jacob (jacobliu) | 83.92 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 10853. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 83.92 | 96% | 2019-01-15 |
| 10854. | Richard (jorimi) | 83.92 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 10855. | Iwasawa (toyosato) | 83.92 | 98% | 2012-06-12 |
| 10856. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 83.91 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 10857. | you (youu) | 83.91 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 10858. | david (digger514) | 83.91 | 96% | 2012-09-06 |
| 10859. | Matthais (maciejosas2012) | 83.90 | 98% | 2021-04-28 |
| 10860. | Awolino (awolino) | 83.90 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 10861. | Paul (jinzonam) | 83.90 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 10862. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 83.90 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 10863. | danger (danger) | 83.90 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |