Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3810. | Kardinaal (kardinaalanaal) | 70.31 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 3811. | Isaac (im595126) | 70.31 | 97% | 2017-11-15 |
| 3812. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 70.29 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3813. | Maya (misssmayaaa) | 70.29 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 3814. | Dylan (reversione) | 70.28 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3815. | Danny (spackers) | 70.28 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| 3816. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 70.26 | 99% | 2020-06-29 |
| 3817. | Joemama (captainpj) | 70.26 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3818. | JJ (jaudi) | 70.25 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 3819. | Kevin (mellowtoucan) | 70.23 | 99% | 2020-08-26 |
| 3820. | Joe (jonathanjojo) | 70.23 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 3821. | Dots (wheremydots) | 70.23 | 95% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3822. | kevinc95 (kevinc95) | 70.22 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 3823. | Fabian (fabii1309) | 70.21 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3824. | Gene (senseieggroll) | 70.20 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 3825. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 70.19 | 97% | 2018-03-14 |
| 3826. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 70.17 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
| 3827. | Aldrich (gwaldrich) | 70.17 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
| 3828. | cw (chuenchuenchuen) | 70.17 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
| 3829. | Ethan (ethan_w_c) | 70.17 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 3830. | cheruiyot (son_of_man) | 70.17 | 95% | 2018-04-25 |
| 3831. | Nik (iiirxs) | 70.16 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 3832. | Quang Duc (quangduc199) | 70.16 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
| 3833. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 70.15 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 3834. | Koen (kelplings) | 70.14 | 98% | 2017-08-14 |
| 3835. | Andrej (apalias) | 70.14 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 3836. | I have never lost a single ... | 70.14 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 3837. | npc (iris200041) | 70.14 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3838. | Al Ryan (haldroid) | 70.12 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 3839. | Igor (ikarus_873) | 70.09 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |