I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 999. | SPIDER 🕷️🕸️ (mrlust) | 99.51 | 95.9% | 2023-10-22 |
| 1000. | hailee (haileegirlypop) | 99.46 | 99% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1001. | javier (allahlover14) | 99.43 | 96% | 2024-05-10 |
| 1002. | goo (sm7177) | 99.37 | 96.9% | 2023-11-08 |
| 1003. | Krishen (krishenn) | 99.37 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 1004. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 99.32 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 1005. | CANADA #1 (peakthepenny) | 99.29 | 97.6% | 2024-01-12 |
| 1006. | Ken (aqckensan) | 99.29 | 98% | 2023-11-15 |
| 1007. | Hugo (sushibowl) | 99.26 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 1008. | Cloud (bouncing_fishies) | 99.25 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 1009. | Maestro (maestromeow) | 99.22 | 98.3% | 2024-07-13 |
| 1010. | Fernando (fcaye2) | 99.22 | 99% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1011. | puffingprie (puffingprie) | 99.16 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 1012. | Danny (ecgab) | 99.12 | 99% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1013. | UF Pakistan (umarpakistan) | 99.12 | 97.5% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1014. | Dragon99999 (dragon99999) | 99.12 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 1015. | Ethan (ethan_getgo) | 99.11 | 98% | 2025-02-27 |
| 1016. | Alec (supperz1) | 99.10 | 99.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1017. | Saucter (saucter) | 99.10 | 96.6% | 2024-02-26 |
| 1018. | Josiah (josiahkatty) | 99.06 | 97% | 2025-01-09 |
| 1019. | [BOT] (slowtexts) | 99.06 | 98% | 2024-01-12 |
| 1020. | Somali (yahyaah209) | 99.06 | 97.1% | 2025-01-19 |
| 1021. | David (frilless) | 99.01 | 98% | 2025-03-06 |
| 1022. | Dan (hyva) | 98.98 | 98% | 2023-07-16 |
| 1023. | Stupid (stupididiot9) | 98.96 | 94.6% | 2025-02-27 |
| 1024. | SPQR (tringuyen29) | 98.96 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1025. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 98.95 | 96.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 1026. | Emma (nextexit) | 98.94 | 98% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1027. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 98.93 | 98.9% | 2024-07-18 |
| 1028. | Elias (utoos) | 98.90 | 97.7% | 2024-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |