As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20707. | oTTo (otto43) | 59.04 | 94% | 2022-01-25 |
20708. | Eugene (mr__krabs) | 59.04 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
20709. | RC (rccode) | 59.04 | 91% | 2015-06-03 |
20710. | Trevor (leafrider) | 59.03 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
20711. | Dom (dcsonic41) | 59.03 | 95% | 2019-08-06 |
20712. | MoB (mustigon) | 59.02 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
20713. | Benedek (pbeni05) | 59.02 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
20714. | Bijan (sensiblemango) | 59.02 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
20715. | Bill (damici_lift) | 59.02 | 96.6% | 2023-09-27 |
20716. | Ak (a_cake_k) | 59.01 | 92% | 2021-10-26 |
20717. | nomnom27 (nomnom27) | 59.01 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
20718. | Ethan (applesyder) | 59.01 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
20719. | Husain (husainf5272) | 59.01 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
20720. | tarun (ronythakur) | 59.01 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
20721. | Mystical (mysticallgold) | 59.00 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
20722. | Clicky (ottoble) | 59.00 | 93% | 2021-05-19 |
20723. | Nikhil (doctor_doom) | 58.99 | 94% | 2020-03-17 |
20724. | cole (cole_makker) | 58.99 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
20725. | Tim (eternalwind) | 58.99 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
20726. | Patrick (pgosser01) | 58.99 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
20727. | Smanatha (househippo) | 58.99 | 94% | 2016-12-27 |
20728. | Typerosaurus Rex (sweetdrift) | 58.98 | 88% | 2016-12-20 |
20729. | 관세음보살 (rororok) | 58.98 | 93% | 2016-07-11 |
20730. | Kusumio (kuzumio) | 58.97 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
20731. | Prateek (sat13) | 58.97 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
20732. | magnolia (magnoliatreebark) | 58.97 | 94% | 2022-09-27 |
20733. | Josh (juicelrd) | 58.97 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
20734. | Yasmine (gminorsmama) | 58.97 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
20735. | Matei (asteroidul_x) | 58.97 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
20736. | Rylez (rylezyt) | 58.97 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |