As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13470. | Simon (gothsimba) | 74.92 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 13471. | Dat (ltdat1618) | 74.92 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 13472. | Matej (matejh) | 74.92 | 96% | 2016-07-24 |
| 13473. | Palqa (palqar) | 74.92 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 13474. | Jackson (brooms54) | 74.91 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 13475. | Fran (fran7) | 74.91 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 13476. | Ahmed (_ahmed2001youssef) | 74.91 | 96% | 2021-02-06 |
| 13477. | Michael (michaellco) | 74.91 | 95% | 2019-08-03 |
| 13478. | Splash (ekamp18) | 74.90 | 94% | 2016-02-05 |
| 13479. | Maria (marosedvorak) | 74.90 | 99% | 2018-03-03 |
| 13480. | ujik (moonlightwizard) | 74.90 | 95% | 2015-10-24 |
| 13481. | chc (chc442) | 74.89 | 93% | 2016-06-14 |
| 13482. | Capy (capyasaurus) | 74.89 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 13483. | David (davidliu323) | 74.89 | 86% | 2016-10-31 |
| 13484. | Werner (wernerstucky) | 74.89 | 94% | 2015-08-06 |
| 13485. | CJ (cannedair) | 74.89 | 97% | 2016-08-15 |
| 13486. | Bryan (hail2u) | 74.88 | 92% | 2016-12-28 |
| 13487. | Fredo (eternalsunshineofspo... | 74.88 | 99% | 2023-06-29 |
| 13488. | Cole (yeuling) | 74.88 | 96% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13489. | John (chaosflurry) | 74.88 | 86% | 2016-04-28 |
| 13490. | Hugo (deathspellomega) | 74.88 | 95% | 2015-12-21 |
| 13491. | Cyrusssss (cyrusysleung) | 74.87 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 13492. | Moby (s0uthxpark) | 74.87 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 13493. | trg (trg2000) | 74.86 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 13494. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 74.86 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 13495. | 100WPM (kufum_mohit) | 74.86 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 13496. | Frank (bonvivant) | 74.86 | 98.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 13497. | ela (eladeger) | 74.86 | 19% | 2016-05-25 |
| 13498. | (altroq) | 74.85 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 13499. | Flocc (flocc) | 74.85 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |