So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20878. | Edna (failcakez) | 66.59 | 90% | 2013-09-13 |
| 20879. | I-Chuan (aldehydeic) | 66.59 | 97% | 2012-05-01 |
| 20880. | Michal (rybeek) | 66.58 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 20881. | QQ (qq_2900) | 66.58 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 20882. | trieu (trieu123) | 66.58 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 20883. | Kreingkrai (kengkreingkrai) | 66.58 | 99% | 2021-01-12 |
| 20884. | joygerry (joygerry) | 66.57 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 20885. | Nguyet (chim123) | 66.57 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 20886. | The R (dream34) | 66.57 | 93% | 2013-01-24 |
| 20887. | Mehran (mehrandvd) | 66.57 | 98% | 2016-07-13 |
| 20888. | Noval (novalorlando) | 66.57 | 97% | 2020-11-07 |
| 20889. | norway boy (norwayboy) | 66.57 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 20890. | Malik (malik_sb) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 20891. | Loya (loya) | 66.57 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 20892. | jose (joseemanez) | 66.57 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 20893. | Gary (animo01) | 66.57 | 97% | 2012-03-22 |
| 20894. | David (gamer50519) | 66.56 | 91% | 2016-09-21 |
| 20895. | Fredo (eternalsunshineofspo... | 66.56 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 20896. | Kurt (kurtlee0129) | 66.56 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 20897. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 66.56 | 95% | 2022-11-16 |
| 20898. | Viacheslaw (big_foxy) | 66.56 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 20899. | Nyth (nyth) | 66.56 | 92% | 2016-12-16 |
| 20900. | H (nghphuongkg4) | 66.56 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 20901. | Jane (joey2216) | 66.56 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| 20902. | roshan (bhattaroshan) | 66.55 | 99% | 2019-11-07 |
| 20903. | Fredrik (nille) | 66.55 | 96% | 2013-02-11 |
| 20904. | Owen (saka0803) | 66.55 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 20905. | bangka (bangkabelitung) | 66.54 | 95% | 2021-10-07 |
| 20906. | Area0 (bing_b0ng) | 66.54 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 20907. | Kaban (kaban) | 66.54 | 92% | 2011-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |