And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24714. | Derek (thewarrior_13th) | 70.86 | 94% | 2016-09-29 |
| 24715. | Ham (hammah713) | 70.86 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 24716. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 70.86 | 94% | 2023-04-23 |
| 24717. | Elias (9elias) | 70.86 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 24718. | jason (jcatiis) | 70.86 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 24719. | Jacob (gaycob) | 70.86 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 24720. | James (demfeels) | 70.86 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 24721. | Lam (lam_blue) | 70.86 | 97% | 2012-08-29 |
| 24722. | delilah18 (delilah18) | 70.86 | 96% | 2011-06-30 |
| 24723. | Ivone (vonshelly) | 70.85 | 94% | 2013-10-23 |
| 24724. | Niloy (proniloy0) | 70.85 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 24725. | Imambek (imambek) | 70.85 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 24726. | me (mlprichard) | 70.85 | 96% | 2017-04-14 |
| 24727. | Dang (minhdungonly) | 70.85 | 98% | 2013-02-28 |
| 24728. | Luke (steelyogirl) | 70.85 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 24729. | 🥔 (potato) | 70.85 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 24730. | Ali (french_baguette) | 70.84 | 95% | 2022-03-13 |
| 24731. | thevan (thevan96) | 70.84 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 24732. | Foyez (aflextra) | 70.84 | 99% | 2018-03-06 |
| 24733. | Zurab (cathaz) | 70.84 | 90% | 2016-09-26 |
| 24734. | Fredo (eternalsunshineofspo... | 70.84 | 99% | 2022-11-24 |
| 24735. | fds (sifjshdf) | 70.84 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 24736. | Shrox (shrox) | 70.84 | 90% | 2015-03-26 |
| 24737. | Argel (privatesub) | 70.84 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 24738. | DDC (ddcdalamance) | 70.84 | 99% | 2013-02-01 |
| 24739. | Mitch (toddlerdust) | 70.83 | 89% | 2016-08-25 |
| 24740. | Kevin (kev090997) | 70.83 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 24741. | daniel (daniel_2007) | 70.83 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 24742. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 70.83 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 24743. | Michael (usedtank14) | 70.83 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |