The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25801. | mrnononobody (mrnononobody) | 67.78 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 25802. | Vitali (vit_kuz) | 67.78 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 25803. | Zaira (zaira77) | 67.78 | 96% | 2015-03-23 |
| 25804. | gooey (gooeygoner) | 67.77 | 95.5% | 2024-05-16 |
| 25805. | Laura (lsmithetuck) | 67.77 | 98.1% | 2024-09-19 |
| 25806. | Fredy (big_bank) | 67.77 | 97% | 2025-03-19 |
| 25807. | heisen (heisen_69) | 67.77 | 97% | 2024-08-27 |
| 25808. | CUT13P13 (cut13p13) | 67.77 | 97% | 2024-03-09 |
| 25809. | shivam (svmyadav) | 67.77 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 25810. | ButterflyDNS (butterflydns) | 67.77 | 95.4% | 2024-05-27 |
| 25811. | Wa (redoor) | 67.77 | 97% | 2023-11-29 |
| 25812. | Exagch (exagch) | 67.77 | 97% | 2024-10-29 |
| 25813. | Alex (aleksandr797) | 67.77 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
| 25814. | Bob (caseofthereds) | 67.77 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 25815. | Tyler (tnhouse) | 67.77 | 93% | 2015-03-14 |
| 25816. | Chris (patterns) | 67.77 | 99% | 2016-09-06 |
| 25817. | Priyam (priyam_typer) | 67.76 | 97% | 2025-07-11 |
| 25818. | Nayda (manzaniita787) | 67.76 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 25819. | Kiwixmaki (kiwixmaki) | 67.76 | 98% | 2025-03-18 |
| 25820. | V8 (chai_wroom) | 67.76 | 95.3% | 2024-09-02 |
| 25821. | Sillygoose (etchepareak) | 67.76 | 98% | 2024-10-03 |
| 25822. | Cyrus (cyruuus) | 67.76 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 25823. | Ryan (rarasang) | 67.76 | 95% | 2017-10-12 |
| 25824. | Brandon (aceryeung) | 67.76 | 95% | 2021-09-11 |
| 25825. | Peter (gmontag) | 67.76 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 25826. | Rocker (rockerturner) | 67.76 | 94% | 2015-07-08 |
| 25827. | patrick (rice247) | 67.76 | 96% | 2015-08-23 |
| 25828. | Baumpilz (baumpilz) | 67.76 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 25829. | FITRI (slowfinger22) | 67.75 | 95% | 2025-05-17 |
| 25830. | Jandar (jandar) | 67.75 | 95% | 2021-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |