The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14546. | nauyu (nauyusimi_) | 80.67 | 99% | 2021-01-24 |
| 14547. | Blue (bluebird24) | 80.67 | 96% | 2013-03-07 |
| 14548. | Justin (hjliu2000) | 80.67 | 94% | 2014-04-07 |
| 14549. | vaibhav (vaibhav7289) | 80.67 | 92% | 2016-03-21 |
| 14550. | mike (mikeyfromqueens) | 80.66 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 14551. | Nara (crazyasian640) | 80.66 | 95% | 2016-01-01 |
| 14552. | raphael (chickenkatsu808) | 80.66 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 14553. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 80.66 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 14554. | Euphoria (ikalam43) | 80.66 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 14555. | kiet (phanxuankiet123321) | 80.66 | 95.6% | 2023-10-05 |
| 14556. | Jorge (nogoodlul) | 80.66 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 14557. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 80.66 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 14558. | Annie (bampy08) | 80.66 | 97% | 2016-03-23 |
| 14559. | RNG NICO (vaynegod) | 80.66 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 14560. | Matt (dazzles98) | 80.66 | 95% | 2018-07-22 |
| 14561. | Guest (insi) | 80.66 | 97% | 2017-01-02 |
| 14562. | Estrode (estrode) | 80.65 | 96% | 2022-11-22 |
| 14563. | meredith (metedith) | 80.65 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 14564. | hellopanda (hellopanda) | 80.65 | 95% | 2016-05-04 |
| 14565. | Steve (jack_of_all_trades) | 80.65 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 14566. | Edwin (xsho123) | 80.65 | 96% | 2012-01-08 |
| 14567. | Galactic (galacticdecay) | 80.64 | 96.5% | 2023-10-06 |
| 14568. | Luke (bingcrosby) | 80.64 | 96% | 2013-01-17 |
| 14569. | joey (fryhyi) | 80.64 | 95% | 2023-06-14 |
| 14570. | Joo (jooooooo) | 80.64 | 96% | 2018-02-16 |
| 14571. | Eduardo (4lc1d3) | 80.64 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 14572. | Reebane (reebane) | 80.64 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 14573. | Josh (armada120) | 80.63 | 88% | 2014-08-03 |
| 14574. | Lai (tastfyper) | 80.63 | 92% | 2016-08-24 |
| 14575. | Albert (albasauruscho) | 80.63 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |