I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5577. | Hutsie (telekiwi) | 102.98 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 5578. | ajiliity (ajiliity) | 102.97 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 5579. | Vikram (vikram031) | 102.97 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 5580. | Tom (twrig144) | 102.97 | 97.3% | 2025-05-03 |
| 5581. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 102.96 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 5582. | Brendan (lorsque) | 102.96 | 97.6% | 2024-05-15 |
| 5583. | Abraham (endy28) | 102.95 | 97% | 2024-07-11 |
| 5584. | Sudip (donda) | 102.95 | 99% | 2023-05-13 |
| 5585. | Thomas (onlyphams) | 102.95 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 5586. | Argo (argonautika) | 102.95 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 5587. | Slay (slay1337) | 102.95 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 5588. | anon (analternateaccount) | 102.94 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 5589. | Imou (imoumon) | 102.93 | 99% | 2023-06-23 |
| 5590. | Tiffany (tcermak84) | 102.93 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 5591. | AhmedSalem (mrtempo) | 102.93 | 99% | 2019-02-20 |
| 5592. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 102.93 | 96% | 2017-04-28 |
| 5593. | username (jessebot) | 102.92 | 98.8% | 2024-04-24 |
| 5594. | Eroticar (eroticar) | 102.92 | 98% | 2017-02-06 |
| 5595. | seven (seven_mark) | 102.91 | 99% | 2024-04-04 |
| 5596. | Alex (delvern) | 102.91 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 5597. | Bob (bob_colemak) | 102.91 | 96% | 2021-01-15 |
| 5598. | Srikkanth (sloth_speed) | 102.91 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 5599. | Youssef Amir (ibn_amir) | 102.90 | 99% | 2022-12-14 |
| 5600. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 102.90 | 96.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 5601. | MonkeyKing (m0nkeyking) | 102.90 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 5602. | Michael (gnurdux) | 102.90 | 95% | 2017-06-01 |
| 5603. | benihana (ledecade) | 102.87 | 97.6% | 2023-08-04 |
| 5604. | Michael (mercury28) | 102.87 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5605. | chie (lotusimpact) | 102.87 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 5606. | nafiz (k4shz) | 102.86 | 100% | 2024-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |