As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7481. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 89.79 | 93% | 2016-02-08 |
| 7482. | Lord Kuro (lordkuro) | 89.78 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 7483. | lazy (thelazymd) | 89.78 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 7484. | KryTex (krytex) | 89.78 | 94% | 2019-11-08 |
| 7485. | Seiji (sati2030) | 89.77 | 96.3% | 2025-02-04 |
| 7486. | Anomaly (an_anomaly) | 89.77 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 7487. | mosab (mosabreda53) | 89.77 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 7488. | Sadboy (meawnoii) | 89.76 | 98% | 2021-10-02 |
| 7489. | Matthew (matthew243342) | 89.76 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7490. | lucas (lucasyee999) | 89.76 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
| 7491. | Ace (acechow) | 89.76 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 7492. | Atahan (atahan) | 89.75 | 99% | 2022-11-27 |
| 7493. | Rex (krellsta) | 89.75 | 96% | 2024-05-26 |
| 7494. | Tucker (cobber_tv) | 89.75 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 7495. | Raja Amer (rakhan01) | 89.75 | 97% | 2015-05-27 |
| 7496. | J (falsekrakk808) | 89.75 | 94% | 2015-06-13 |
| 7497. | P (prrrr) | 89.74 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 7498. | Sean (zaynehasgills) | 89.74 | 96.1% | 2023-08-27 |
| 7499. | Michael (mwormley) | 89.74 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 7500. | Jack (jman777) | 89.74 | 96% | 2019-07-27 |
| 7501. | Eroticar (eroticar) | 89.74 | 92% | 2017-01-22 |
| 7502. | G (gbanger) | 89.73 | 99% | 2024-02-27 |
| 7503. | riptide (riptide124) | 89.73 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 7504. | Timothy (typengo) | 89.73 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 7505. | mightymoistmango (mightymoi... | 89.73 | 95.9% | 2024-01-02 |
| 7506. | Slugg (sluggishtyper) | 89.73 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 7507. | Mo (mosidhom) | 89.73 | 98% | 2025-02-07 |
| 7508. | Benson (astriker) | 89.73 | 98% | 2017-12-20 |
| 7509. | thatley (xettai) | 89.73 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 7510. | Neo (jackson24me) | 89.73 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |