So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23230. | Paras (pppaarraasss) | 63.59 | 98% | 2023-05-28 |
| 23231. | Lalit (lalitmunne9) | 63.59 | 98% | 2016-01-18 |
| 23232. | vishal (arora.v.vishal03@gm... | 63.59 | 94% | 2015-04-11 |
| 23233. | Chris (simpleuser) | 63.58 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 23234. | Scrub (justinma1) | 63.58 | 85% | 2016-04-17 |
| 23235. | Kevin (gtwatt) | 63.58 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 23236. | yo (yogeshk) | 63.58 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 23237. | Otatop (unterepere) | 63.58 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| 23238. | Teron (teron88) | 63.58 | — | 2010-04-25 |
| 23239. | Peza (peza_93) | 63.58 | 92% | 2014-02-11 |
| 23240. | feby (peby) | 63.58 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 23241. | Yannis (super_gumba) | 63.57 | 96% | 2023-02-27 |
| 23242. | kasra (kasraclan) | 63.57 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 23243. | Adel (adel69) | 63.57 | 92% | 2012-05-29 |
| 23244. | Konrad (konnidam) | 63.57 | 91% | 2012-11-11 |
| 23245. | mohammed (mohammedtowaileb) | 63.57 | 95% | 2015-02-13 |
| 23246. | Ivan (elessarbre) | 63.56 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 23247. | Desmond (night9sky) | 63.56 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 23248. | Umair (umairkhan) | 63.56 | 96% | 2017-05-31 |
| 23249. | Žan (fastap) | 63.56 | 89% | 2017-05-01 |
| 23250. | Ernest (ernestchan) | 63.56 | 95% | 2018-03-02 |
| 23251. | MIguel (aragontype) | 63.55 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 23252. | Marcus (marcyss) | 63.55 | — | 2009-11-16 |
| 23253. | Leo (leofuller) | 63.55 | 95% | 2019-01-24 |
| 23254. | zhao (zhaozy) | 63.54 | 99% | 2012-04-27 |
| 23255. | Joseph (jedwards7763) | 63.54 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 23256. | yong (yocha@yahoo.com) | 63.54 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 23257. | Hisa (xuan0703) | 63.53 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 23258. | raymond (raymondstance) | 63.53 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
| 23259. | Mamdouh (mamdouh_75) | 63.53 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |