So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2127. | (amoz11) | 112.43 | 99% | 2021-06-16 |
| 2128. | (mho629) | 112.41 | 97% | 2015-12-10 |
| 2129. | (otoink) | 112.41 | 95% | 2011-05-07 |
| 2130. | (abc_typer) | 112.41 | 100% | 2017-06-14 |
| 2131. | (pwnzusauce) | 112.40 | 100% | 2012-11-23 |
| 2132. | (skycats) | 112.38 | 97% | 2012-01-28 |
| 2133. | (arandazzo829) | 112.38 | 98% | 2014-09-08 |
| 2134. | Norman (r1v372) | 112.37 | 91% | 2012-03-06 |
| 2135. | (jaehead) | 112.37 | 97% | 2014-05-16 |
| 2136. | (namisdavid) | 112.36 | 99% | 2014-07-09 |
| 2137. | (pawiboy36) | 112.35 | 99% | 2013-12-13 |
| 2138. | (fx_skrrt) | 112.35 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2139. | (demonicegg) | 112.35 | — | 2009-06-02 |
| 2140. | (scimister) | 112.35 | 94% | 2013-01-21 |
| 2141. | (swnemesis) | 112.34 | 91% | 2014-02-15 |
| 2142. | (gize_gudal) | 112.34 | 97% | 2012-07-07 |
| 2143. | (erlim) | 112.33 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 2144. | (mandapanda806) | 112.33 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 2145. | dead (karovin) | 112.33 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 2146. | Daniel (danielxzt) | 112.31 | 99% | 2023-04-07 |
| 2147. | (buttprince) | 112.31 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 2148. | Polina (uniquesnowflake) | 112.30 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 2149. | (bridgegirl) | 112.30 | — | 2009-05-01 |
| 2150. | (ali_norouzi) | 112.30 | 96% | 2014-04-19 |
| 2151. | Rebant (supervisor) | 112.29 | 92% | 2011-11-21 |
| 2152. | (mecduval) | 112.29 | 98% | 2011-10-19 |
| 2153. | (blackdog444) | 112.28 | 99% | 2022-09-17 |
| 2154. | (1018995) | 112.28 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 2155. | (kahipz) | 112.28 | 93% | 2017-02-03 |
| 2156. | (batmanr) | 112.26 | 99% | 2022-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |