I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4806. | Lance (firball62) | 106.60 | 89% | 2017-04-26 |
| 4807. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 106.59 | 99% | 2025-07-17 |
| 4808. | tenga (violxt) | 106.59 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 4809. | Eyeronical (parthtyperacerg... | 106.59 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 4810. | dspr (dspr) | 106.58 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
| 4811. | name999 (name_999) | 106.58 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4812. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 106.58 | 100% | 2021-06-15 |
| 4813. | Leia (s_leia) | 106.57 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 4814. | skippie (itsskippie) | 106.56 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 4815. | Elisa (elisac00) | 106.56 | 98% | 2017-04-23 |
| 4816. | yodas (yodas) | 106.55 | 99% | 2021-06-25 |
| 4817. | kifumi (kifumi) | 106.55 | 96.4% | 2024-12-06 |
| 4818. | cheatwheat (cheatwheat) | 106.55 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 4819. | Megan (rackhams_razor) | 106.54 | 99% | 2025-04-09 |
| 4820. | Dodger (racedodger) | 106.54 | 100% | 2021-05-17 |
| 4821. | Jabileu (viktthor666) | 106.54 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 4822. | Gagan (gagan18) | 106.53 | 99.4% | 2024-07-13 |
| 4823. | Mike (wikemazowski) | 106.53 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4824. | Erlang (erlangwiratama) | 106.53 | 99% | 2017-07-16 |
| 4825. | auden (abu898) | 106.51 | 99% | 2025-06-07 |
| 4826. | j (zjvr) | 106.51 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 4827. | Alf (the_destroyer_of_worlds) | 106.51 | 98% | 2025-08-29 |
| 4828. | Josh (j2k__) | 106.51 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 4829. | Potato (ragingpotato711) | 106.51 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| 4830. | Keziah (kookiru) | 106.51 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 4831. | Jacob (monkeybenq) | 106.50 | 97% | 2022-08-15 |
| 4832. | Acnologia (acnologia_123) | 106.50 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 4833. | Joe (joe_will_type) | 106.49 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 4834. | M00tya (m00tya) | 106.49 | 98.2% | 2023-11-21 |
| 4835. | Mike (flotingmike) | 106.48 | 99% | 2018-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |