The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
276 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18644. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 18645. | Yassen (yassengreg) | 85.18 | 96% | 2017-01-14 |
| 18646. | sic transit gloria mundi (d... | 85.18 | 99% | 2020-11-30 |
| 18647. | Bryan (bryanw122) | 85.18 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 18648. | Jag (jaguhan) | 85.18 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
| 18649. | Lorenz (lorenzvc) | 85.18 | 99% | 2017-11-01 |
| 18650. | kat (69wpm420blazeit) | 85.18 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 18651. | wespressobean (wespressobean) | 85.17 | 99% | 2022-03-09 |
| 18652. | annarebeck (annarebeck) | 85.17 | — | 2008-12-31 |
| 18653. | Ashish (jhash08) | 85.17 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 18654. | Askhat (smallboy) | 85.17 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 18655. | storm-gg (waytooclose) | 85.17 | 99% | 2017-03-14 |
| 18656. | dang (bboyjava) | 85.17 | 99% | 2013-09-08 |
| 18657. | Thomas (thommythethird) | 85.16 | 88% | 2011-05-26 |
| 18658. | .zeki (zek1shaa) | 85.16 | 95.4% | 2023-10-27 |
| 18659. | Ji (jeeble) | 85.16 | 95% | 2011-05-08 |
| 18660. | Jason (agent7x) | 85.15 | 99% | 2018-09-30 |
| 18661. | Ran (randome513) | 85.15 | 93% | 2013-10-28 |
| 18662. | Damon (damonc89) | 85.15 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 18663. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 85.15 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 18664. | Erkhemkhuu (erkhemkhuu) | 85.15 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 18665. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 85.14 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 18666. | Iro (iroijdik) | 85.14 | 96% | 2016-10-30 |
| 18667. | t (tvctft) | 85.14 | 99% | 2014-03-09 |
| 18668. | Jack (yiningzhao) | 85.14 | 97% | 2011-09-30 |
| 18669. | Loren (lbrindze) | 85.14 | 99% | 2013-10-30 |
| 18670. | Boris (xivid2) | 85.14 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
| 18671. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 85.13 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 18672. | Darren (darrensey) | 85.13 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 18673. | Meg (mgos23) | 85.13 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |