Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3835. | Andrej (apalias) | 70.14 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 3836. | I have never lost a single ... | 70.14 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 3837. | npc (iris200041) | 70.14 | 96% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3838. | Al Ryan (haldroid) | 70.12 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 3839. | Igor (ikarus_873) | 70.09 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 3840. | アスラ君 (asurakun1) | 70.05 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
| 3841. | Troy (animus_wrrc) | 70.05 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| 3842. | Martín (albugineo) | 70.04 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 3843. | Jesse (molzi) | 70.03 | 94% | 2019-08-16 |
| 3844. | Andrew (jewishpirate) | 70.03 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
| 3845. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 70.01 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 3846. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 70.00 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 3847. | pop (f1shmann) | 69.99 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3848. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 69.96 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 3849. | Ming (mings7) | 69.94 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 3850. | Farrukh (farrukh1) | 69.94 | 99% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3851. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 69.93 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 3852. | eugene paul (itdrmts) | 69.92 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3853. | Imme (immevdb) | 69.91 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3854. | Ian (cigaweed) | 69.91 | 94% | 2019-10-23 |
| 3855. | Chris (wsicks) | 69.91 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 3856. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 69.90 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3857. | Liquid (liquidlemon) | 69.89 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3858. | youm (youm) | 69.89 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 3859. | Ed (enormoused) | 69.88 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3860. | qwerty (qwerty_noob) | 69.88 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 3861. | Jarel (jarel123) | 69.88 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 3862. | Ted (smart_tedergy) | 69.87 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 3863. | jowett (jowettchng) | 69.87 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 3864. | Overpriced (overpriced) | 69.87 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |