Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2356. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 76.67 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 2357. | braythe (braythe) | 76.66 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 2358. | Brecht (loxs_be) | 76.66 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 2359. | TZ (johndoughyeyes) | 76.66 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 2360. | Will (darealfridge) | 76.62 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2361. | Jieming (kuningas) | 76.59 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 2362. | Evangelos (es305) | 76.56 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
| 2363. | Ramses (boinkey) | 76.55 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2364. | . (roriwood) | 76.55 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 2365. | 2Centuries (marwankhaled) | 76.54 | 96% | 2019-06-02 |
| 2366. | Kevin (kgonzales2319) | 76.54 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 2367. | Miles (hauskaz) | 76.52 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 2368. | Philipp (philipp77) | 76.50 | 97% | 2018-01-19 |
| 2369. | Gabriel (agushrush) | 76.50 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 2370. | Jerry (jerryr5279) | 76.49 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 2371. | Alvin (jaxzyy69) | 76.49 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 2372. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 76.48 | 95% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2373. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 76.48 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 2374. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 76.40 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
| 2375. | Jeremy (gamingbull) | 76.39 | 98% | 2018-01-19 |
| 2376. | Hi (jxjx) | 76.39 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 2377. | Almer (almersafara) | 76.38 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2378. | Vyper (vyperx) | 76.38 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 2379. | Dragon (willy2019) | 76.38 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2380. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2381. | The (the_learning_savage) | 76.34 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2382. | Derang (derang) | 76.33 | 97% | 2018-08-05 |
| 2383. | I love goth girls (joehands... | 76.33 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2384. | Aodhán (mccrozier) | 76.32 | 95% | 2018-08-04 |
| 2385. | Yoav (yoavjm) | 76.31 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |