Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4718. | Mei (slowkeyboardwarrior) | 55.15 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 4719. | Vladimir (vvargasd) | 55.13 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 4720. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 55.13 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 4721. | Alexander (helmers) | 55.09 | 92% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4722. | Locomotion22 (locomotion22) | 55.09 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4723. | gaz (gazzab) | 55.09 | 96% | 2017-11-12 |
| 4724. | Simon (evidentoxymoron) | 55.08 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 4725. | kent (zxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdf... | 55.07 | 93% | 2020-01-11 |
| 4726. | Taha (silverest) | 55.07 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 4727. | Shubham (bamshaw) | 55.06 | 95% | 2020-05-21 |
| 4728. | Stefan (smarklund) | 55.06 | 96% | 2017-07-10 |
| 4729. | mbw9990 (mbw9990) | 55.05 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4730. | Shreehari (dragonzurfer) | 55.05 | 96% | 2019-08-13 |
| 4731. | DondaTello (dondatello) | 55.04 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 4732. | Sanh (sanhnguyennt) | 55.04 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 4733. | Yasser (yasserhma) | 55.03 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 4734. | Eric (ericnosarcasm) | 55.02 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 4735. | Pearson (pearsonr) | 55.00 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 4736. | Toasted (toastedsunglasses) | 54.99 | 94% | 2020-10-13 |
| 4737. | Sam (samue_l) | 54.98 | 93% | 2020-06-27 |
| 4738. | Saurav (saurav_anwar) | 54.98 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
| 4739. | Ujjwal (gurkha) | 54.97 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
| 4740. | Lafa (calafa) | 54.97 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 4741. | Jesse (molzi) | 54.96 | 95% | 2017-09-16 |
| 4742. | Yann (yannduval) | 54.92 | 94% | 2017-09-15 |
| 4743. | Tze Ning (zzzzzningd) | 54.92 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4744. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 54.91 | 98% | 2020-04-25 |
| 4745. | Jeohn (jeohn) | 54.90 | 93% | 2018-10-27 |
| 4746. | Dylan (dilly1) | 54.89 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 4747. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 54.88 | 95% | 2020-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |