Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2310. | me_irl (powderer) | 76.97 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 2311. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 76.95 | 97% | 2018-03-31 |
| 2312. | fe (ferkoaa) | 76.95 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 2313. | Psyhackological (blackswift) | 76.92 | 94% | 2018-10-14 |
| 2314. | debois (debois) | 76.92 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2315. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 76.91 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 2316. | Aidin (aidin177) | 76.90 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2317. | G (gee_206) | 76.90 | 98% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2318. | Jonatan (gustesmil) | 76.90 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2319. | Jasmin (thegreatdk) | 76.88 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
| 2320. | Jason (jasonjohnsj27) | 76.88 | 95% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2321. | Lucario387 (tung1x45) | 76.88 | 95% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2322. | doquan (doquannnn) | 76.87 | 97% | 2020-02-22 |
| 2323. | Yo (azurewinter) | 76.86 | 97% | 2018-11-08 |
| 2324. | Joseph (jpalma4790) | 76.85 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2325. | Face (facesmasher) | 76.84 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 2326. | Reddington ツ (ericliu17) | 76.83 | 96% | 2019-08-17 |
| 2327. | Fishy (fishdotexe) | 76.82 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2328. | Mahdi (downtosky) | 76.79 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 2329. | Fabio (prosfearme) | 76.79 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2330. | mv0 (the_oko) | 76.78 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 2331. | Neftas (neftas) | 76.77 | 99% | 2019-12-03 |
| 2332. | Meta (metahead) | 76.76 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
| 2333. | irebire (irebire) | 76.70 | 99% | 2019-01-16 |
| 2334. | John (th3w4v3) | 76.69 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 2335. | Esketit (jony1525) | 76.69 | 96% | 2017-11-14 |
| 2336. | Bryan (ogbbae) | 76.68 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 2337. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 76.67 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 2338. | braythe (braythe) | 76.66 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 2339. | Brecht (loxs_be) | 76.66 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |