So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10782. | Anthony (burner17) | 84.10 | 97% | 2015-10-29 |
| 10783. | Mars (mars212163) | 84.09 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 10784. | Jeff (jeffenwolf) | 84.09 | 92% | 2012-09-28 |
| 10785. | Cloudios (cloudios) | 84.08 | 95.7% | 2023-10-10 |
| 10786. | Justin (justincheah) | 84.08 | 95% | 2015-10-29 |
| 10787. | monewl (monewl) | 84.08 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 10788. | Kristaps (kristaps12312) | 84.08 | 96.1% | 2023-09-28 |
| 10789. | Danish (bencastello) | 84.08 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 10790. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 84.07 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 10791. | Joshua (joshuavictor) | 84.07 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 10792. | Alvin (alwin630) | 84.07 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 10793. | Sean (skuhlman) | 84.07 | 95% | 2017-02-11 |
| 10794. | Tom (mbappe_07) | 84.06 | 99.7% | 2023-10-10 |
| 10795. | tstats[rrooyy] (rrooyy) | 84.06 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 10796. | turutupa (turutupa) | 84.06 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 10797. | Sirjan (ssirjann) | 84.06 | 98% | 2018-08-18 |
| 10798. | eric (eric8) | 84.05 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
| 10799. | Floopy (floopy__) | 84.05 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 10800. | Henrique (henriquesirot) | 84.05 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 10801. | Poy (poyfromraze_2) | 84.05 | 94% | 2017-02-24 |
| 10802. | I will try (pha11987@yahoo.... | 84.05 | 92% | 2014-11-05 |
| 10803. | adam (adam_zen) | 84.05 | 95% | 2012-10-29 |
| 10804. | Said Umer (saidii) | 84.04 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
| 10805. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 84.04 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 10806. | Bobbie (bobbieshroom) | 84.04 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 10807. | Vladislove (vladislove) | 84.04 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 10808. | jeuw (ryansbeast) | 84.04 | — | 2009-12-04 |
| 10809. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 84.04 | — | 2010-05-31 |
| 10810. | Jones (hjno) | 84.03 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| 10811. | Akira (akira1957) | 84.03 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |