Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6359. | wongo (32wongo) | 45.68 | 94% | 2018-12-17 |
| 6360. | Nicholas (nickyplayz) | 45.67 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 6361. | d1s0ul (d1s0ul) | 45.64 | 94% | 2020-10-02 |
| 6362. | Atos (wolfcash) | 45.62 | 92% | 2020-07-18 |
| 6363. | Derriel (ddcj90) | 45.61 | 95% | 2020-04-24 |
| 6364. | Sumit (sumit_speedster) | 45.60 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 6365. | C (re4gd) | 45.56 | 94% | 2018-11-03 |
| 6366. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 45.55 | 96% | 2018-10-19 |
| 6367. | Kappapride (kappaprideer) | 45.53 | 92% | 2020-04-23 |
| 6368. | zed (i_cnat_type) | 45.51 | 93% | 2018-05-09 |
| 6369. | RageCrusader (djokole) | 45.51 | 94% | 2018-08-18 |
| 6370. | Chris (chgr5) | 45.50 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 6371. | Rawr (rawrecksdee) | 45.50 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 6372. | Matous (pelisek16) | 45.48 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 6373. | haryo (haryo) | 45.47 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 6374. | Luka (paricon) | 45.47 | 94% | 2019-05-08 |
| 6375. | Pipe (ergodoxturtle) | 45.44 | 93% | 2020-10-04 |
| 6376. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 45.44 | 94% | 2018-11-06 |
| 6377. | Taylor (oreo_girl) | 45.41 | 94% | 2017-10-20 |
| 6378. | Pakboyakodati (pakboyakodati) | 45.41 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 6379. | 1,3,7-Trimethylpurine-2,6-d... | 45.37 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 6380. | Crazy (crazy98) | 45.33 | 93% | 2018-05-17 |
| 6381. | Aman (theowl23) | 45.31 | 94% | 2020-09-11 |
| 6382. | Philippe (phico) | 45.29 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 6383. | Khashayar (khashayar) | 45.29 | 93% | 2018-11-15 |
| 6384. | Omar (manual_gears) | 45.28 | 95% | 2020-07-01 |
| 6385. | Animus (animuss) | 45.23 | 94% | 2019-08-08 |
| 6386. | Novotny (novynevi) | 45.21 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 6387. | Regular Plumbus (oldplumbus) | 45.19 | 94% | 2019-08-07 |
| 6388. | rob (userguy10) | 45.14 | 94% | 2017-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |