The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9938. | Dominic (captainnemodom@hot... | 89.19 | — | 2009-06-12 |
| 9939. | Yan (nyanyan12_1) | 89.18 | 94% | 2016-12-08 |
| 9940. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 89.18 | 96% | 2016-11-10 |
| 9941. | Mark (markrski2000) | 89.18 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 9942. | Neil Adrian (destroyer_46) | 89.17 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 9943. | Axel (katalol) | 89.17 | 92% | 2014-07-21 |
| 9944. | Bach (bach1) | 89.16 | 95% | 2015-01-07 |
| 9945. | Rav (impaledbison) | 89.16 | 96.7% | 2023-10-07 |
| 9946. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 89.16 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 9947. | Vladi (wacy11) | 89.16 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 9948. | Shubham (shubhdhungana) | 89.16 | 99% | 2021-05-22 |
| 9949. | Workbean (workbean) | 89.16 | 90% | 2015-12-26 |
| 9950. | Dan Dan (dtmtcm) | 89.16 | 91% | 2013-01-18 |
| 9951. | Person (relearner) | 89.16 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| 9952. | IChun (lighttodie) | 89.16 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 9953. | Cdawg2 (cdawg2) | 89.16 | 95% | 2011-08-10 |
| 9954. | Taylor (boombox93) | 89.15 | 96% | 2014-07-30 |
| 9955. | Beef Goblin (chungua) | 89.15 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 9956. | Spiros (spyros) | 89.15 | 98% | 2013-05-01 |
| 9957. | Donna (ereda) | 89.15 | 98% | 2012-10-20 |
| 9958. | rylzu (rylzu) | 89.14 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 9959. | Julian (fiow) | 89.14 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 9960. | rahmu (rahmu) | 89.14 | 96% | 2015-02-20 |
| 9961. | FREE PALESTINE (os1506) | 89.13 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9962. | Elias (eliasy7) | 89.13 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 9963. | Mihir (mihirsahasrabudhe) | 89.13 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 9964. | Guiseppe (baconator3) | 89.13 | 92% | 2017-03-15 |
| 9965. | Brian (btong) | 89.12 | 93% | 2017-04-27 |
| 9966. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 89.12 | 97% | 2022-11-03 |
| 9967. | Xashden (xashden) | 89.12 | 97% | 2021-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |