So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13063. | Rambles (ramblestheone) | 79.63 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 13064. | Addie (adiale) | 79.63 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 13065. | typernessa (typernessa) | 79.63 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 13066. | Kaleb (cappyton) | 79.63 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
| 13067. | Ernesto (aitenlabs) | 79.63 | 98% | 2012-07-05 |
| 13068. | Jun (junseo1216) | 79.63 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
| 13069. | moncojhr (moncojhr) | 79.63 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 13070. | Kyle (ktharp25) | 79.63 | 96% | 2012-07-18 |
| 13071. | RIP (kidnappster) | 79.63 | 98% | 2014-07-15 |
| 13072. | Aleksi (aleqsi) | 79.62 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 13073. | Kaleb (kaleb3205) | 79.61 | 98% | 2016-10-23 |
| 13074. | Carlos (cpbh16) | 79.61 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 13075. | Chris (nasageek) | 79.61 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 13076. | Innate (innateability) | 79.61 | 95% | 2013-10-10 |
| 13077. | M. (abdulmuhsee) | 79.61 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 13078. | Flavo (flavodavo) | 79.61 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 13079. | MLSTRM (mlstrm) | 79.60 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 13080. | Ked (kedaro) | 79.60 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 13081. | Jonne (flipordie) | 79.60 | 86% | 2012-10-18 |
| 13082. | Raju (raju009) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-07-06 |
| 13083. | AWP (homerjs) | 79.60 | — | 2008-09-07 |
| 13084. | Donna (ereda) | 79.60 | 95% | 2012-10-20 |
| 13085. | Catalin (art_vendelay) | 79.60 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 13086. | Deborah (kittenkindness) | 79.59 | 98% | 2014-01-08 |
| 13087. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 79.59 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 13088. | Zhartas (zhartas) | 79.59 | 94% | 2023-08-02 |
| 13089. | Noah (scone) | 79.59 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 13090. | shoop (crimmsy) | 79.59 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 13091. | Chibi (xchilla) | 79.59 | 92% | 2014-12-04 |
| 13092. | Steven (mianosm) | 79.59 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |