I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11225. | Karen (victrola) | 82.82 | 97% | 2017-08-17 |
| 11226. | b2 (bittumon) | 82.80 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
| 11227. | Ewa (ewasworld) | 82.80 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 11228. | Magical (magical_man) | 82.80 | 96% | 2021-04-26 |
| 11229. | Stefan (stefanbm) | 82.80 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 11230. | Kevin (thedujin) | 82.80 | 89% | 2016-12-07 |
| 11231. | Mark (maolson97) | 82.79 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 11232. | Zedtime (zedtimestory) | 82.79 | 98% | 2019-04-19 |
| 11233. | Wim (iverb) | 82.79 | 96% | 2016-05-30 |
| 11234. | ed72 (ed72) | 82.79 | 98.3% | 2024-02-14 |
| 11235. | Orb (najm) | 82.78 | 95% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11236. | GoombaBoomba (goombaboomba) | 82.78 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 11237. | Philip (piporace10) | 82.78 | 93% | 2015-06-24 |
| 11238. | Etesam (smogchalk) | 82.78 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 11239. | Rocky (spookiestmeme) | 82.78 | 95% | 2020-11-21 |
| 11240. | KouTypin (kou_typingood) | 82.78 | 97% | 2016-08-21 |
| 11241. | tstats[er4_mike] (er4_mike) | 82.77 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 11242. | Jef (jeffvmd) | 82.77 | 97.7% | 2025-04-02 |
| 11243. | Stabs (stabslive) | 82.77 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11244. | Harshal (bitbeast18) | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-02-20 |
| 11245. | cesiu (cesiu) | 82.76 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11246. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 82.76 | 98% | 2016-03-11 |
| 11247. | GuyTypiero (guytypiero) | 82.75 | 96.6% | 2024-03-03 |
| 11248. | Turqy (turqyturq) | 82.75 | 96.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11249. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 82.75 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
| 11250. | Kade (kinkade137) | 82.74 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 11251. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 82.74 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11252. | sdds7667 (sdds7667) | 82.72 | 96.6% | 2024-09-07 |
| 11253. | Ethan (drizzy123_) | 82.72 | 98.4% | 2024-12-03 |
| 11254. | Annie (yourirregulartomboy) | 82.72 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |