I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11731. | Farhan M. (farhanmasud) | 82.49 | 97.8% | 2023-11-14 |
| 11732. | Red (redsheep33) | 82.49 | 95.3% | 2023-10-15 |
| 11733. | Sebastian (tinerot) | 82.49 | 90% | 2017-04-25 |
| 11734. | Brayden (azinfoo) | 82.49 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 11735. | IRE (irelll) | 82.48 | 97% | 2025-01-03 |
| 11736. | Jonke (zoomboombang) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 11737. | dornado (dornado) | 82.48 | 96% | 2025-08-20 |
| 11738. | saarie (yyzsaara) | 82.48 | 98% | 2025-03-01 |
| 11739. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 82.47 | 96% | 2025-08-03 |
| 11740. | karim (suspended444) | 82.47 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 11741. | Vanq5 (vanquisher5) | 82.47 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 11742. | Staltmors (staltmors) | 82.47 | 97.3% | 2023-10-05 |
| 11743. | steven (bigdong696969) | 82.47 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11744. | As-mar (burnflare) | 82.47 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 11745. | WaffleAbs (waffleabs) | 82.47 | 97% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11746. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 82.47 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 11747. | mrmine (mrmine) | 82.46 | 96% | 2025-06-23 |
| 11748. | wiz (wiz_) | 82.46 | 97.3% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11749. | Devin (noobiedaniels) | 82.46 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 11750. | Epixaid (epixaid) | 82.46 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 11751. | renathan (renathan) | 82.45 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
| 11752. | Bernie (bernie557) | 82.45 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 11753. | Kucing (nyandesuyo) | 82.44 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 11754. | Cracker (cracker_man) | 82.44 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 11755. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 82.44 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 11756. | Anže (sumc96) | 82.44 | 93% | 2016-06-22 |
| 11757. | Norton (pajj) | 82.44 | 99% | 2017-01-06 |
| 11758. | Road_to_100wpm (lightningra... | 82.43 | 97% | 2024-08-13 |
| 11759. | Cameron (cameronicheese) | 82.43 | 95% | 2020-04-04 |
| 11760. | Viktoras (haeven) | 82.43 | 95% | 2021-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |