I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9921. | Saurabh (saurabhkarkii) | 85.46 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 9922. | Fate (fatepm) | 85.46 | 99% | 2020-08-31 |
| 9923. | ashalisalamdanam (ashalisal... | 85.46 | 99% | 2020-08-21 |
| 9924. | David (dazzlethc) | 85.46 | 97% | 2020-04-25 |
| 9925. | Huy (kenvjnkute) | 85.46 | 95% | 2017-05-13 |
| 9926. | KILLY5559 (fast_turtle124) | 85.45 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 9927. | Vincent (mario_1_mouse) | 85.45 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 9928. | Liam (liamfn) | 85.45 | 90% | 2017-02-25 |
| 9929. | Jack (jie_jack) | 85.43 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 9930. | Jenny (fuzeoyo) | 85.43 | 97% | 2021-02-16 |
| 9931. | Filip (jyunero) | 85.43 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 9932. | Rain (rain673) | 85.42 | 98% | 2024-12-03 |
| 9933. | jay (vjrtss) | 85.42 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 9934. | Mark (veltzer) | 85.42 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 9935. | Barbara (barmak) | 85.41 | 99% | 2023-07-26 |
| 9936. | Andrew (viper42usa) | 85.41 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 9937. | Xave (meowcat12) | 85.40 | 96.6% | 2024-09-04 |
| 9938. | Fewdono (fewma97) | 85.40 | 98% | 2025-06-01 |
| 9939. | epic (epikc) | 85.40 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 9940. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 85.40 | 98% | 2021-11-25 |
| 9941. | Shauzen (maximalcrazy) | 85.40 | 95.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 9942. | Heyhou (david73) | 85.40 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 9943. | Jeamron (jeamronarat) | 85.40 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 9944. | Aldir (faway) | 85.39 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 9945. | Kartavya (kartavyajain) | 85.39 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9946. | Jav (jav77) | 85.38 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
| 9947. | juicyguidette (juicyguidette) | 85.38 | 97.8% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9948. | Bryan (braheem007) | 85.38 | 98% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9949. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 85.38 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 9950. | Hagridden Car (euclidean1) | 85.37 | 96.3% | 2025-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |