The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14078. | E (eelbert) | 81.75 | 95% | 2012-10-22 |
| 14079. | mic (michaljanik) | 81.74 | 96% | 2024-05-15 |
| 14080. | Theo (theodosis_aga) | 81.74 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 14081. | Thadeus (thadeusofnazereth) | 81.74 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 14082. | Eivind (haskellelephant) | 81.74 | 98% | 2012-10-27 |
| 14083. | roadto150wpm (roadto150wpm_) | 81.73 | 98% | 2024-07-08 |
| 14084. | stoney456 (stoney456) | 81.73 | 97% | 2025-04-06 |
| 14085. | Joey (uberliminal) | 81.73 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 14086. | Zach (zbark96) | 81.73 | 93% | 2016-02-26 |
| 14087. | neno (nenobid428) | 81.73 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 14088. | Acke (ackehjarn) | 81.73 | 96.6% | 2025-05-07 |
| 14089. | Jason (pilotedan) | 81.73 | 94% | 2015-10-04 |
| 14090. | David (vicksdawg) | 81.73 | 94% | 2016-05-26 |
| 14091. | Peter (riffert) | 81.73 | 96% | 2016-09-27 |
| 14092. | ProfessionalCamelRacer (pro... | 81.73 | 95% | 2017-01-22 |
| 14093. | Philipp (philipp77) | 81.73 | 94% | 2014-09-13 |
| 14094. | Lupusreginaa (lupusreginaa) | 81.72 | 96% | 2024-05-17 |
| 14095. | Joe (jsat199) | 81.72 | 97% | 2025-01-10 |
| 14096. | Lionex (epiclionex) | 81.72 | 97.7% | 2024-10-26 |
| 14097. | Aidan (xanthosus) | 81.72 | 96.8% | 2024-10-12 |
| 14098. | dasher7349 (darsh_sikka) | 81.72 | 96.3% | 2023-11-29 |
| 14099. | Hannah (hannityyy) | 81.72 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 14100. | Astro (astro_here) | 81.72 | 97.1% | 2024-07-23 |
| 14101. | CAIIIARH (caiiiarh) | 81.72 | 97.7% | 2024-03-05 |
| 14102. | Seth (sethryl) | 81.72 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 14103. | Joseph (barcaftw05) | 81.72 | 96% | 2019-02-21 |
| 14104. | Asturias (asturias) | 81.72 | — | 2010-07-20 |
| 14105. | Schwammerl (schwammerl) | 81.71 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 14106. | NoName (ineedname) | 81.71 | 95% | 2024-03-29 |
| 14107. | poopoo (hehe_hohoho) | 81.71 | 95% | 2024-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |