And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27110. | son_of_tele (son_of_tele) | 67.77 | 95% | 2018-02-09 |
| 27111. | Zack (dragonwhip135) | 67.77 | 93% | 2013-04-04 |
| 27112. | Joey (triplejjj) | 67.77 | 95% | 2020-03-05 |
| 27113. | Pasty133 (pasty133) | 67.76 | 96% | 2023-04-29 |
| 27114. | Apollonius (apollonios) | 67.76 | 95% | 2023-06-16 |
| 27115. | Phú (ailoyu) | 67.76 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 27116. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 67.76 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 27117. | bq666 (bq666) | 67.76 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 27118. | Swagmaster (killajive) | 67.76 | 92% | 2015-10-16 |
| 27119. | sig (fricative) | 67.76 | 92% | 2018-10-26 |
| 27120. | Robert Joe (robertjoep) | 67.75 | 95% | 2012-12-18 |
| 27121. | Aoden (aoden) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-08-14 |
| 27122. | Saket (saketraj) | 67.75 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 27123. | Jay (k3nji) | 67.75 | 88% | 2015-10-28 |
| 27124. | Sagnik (sagniks) | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 27125. | sumantra (sumantra) | 67.75 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 27126. | Kevin (cutron) | 67.74 | 83% | 2016-08-21 |
| 27127. | matasa (matat) | 67.74 | 98% | 2011-11-04 |
| 27128. | MJ (mmjj) | 67.74 | 97% | 2015-03-18 |
| 27129. | Potsu (potsuletu) | 67.74 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 27130. | LOGOS (satoumakoto) | 67.74 | 99% | 2012-07-26 |
| 27131. | Uncreeperble (uncreeperble) | 67.74 | 95% | 2021-10-12 |
| 27132. | Jack (cucumbers) | 67.74 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 27133. | Nils (ensis) | 67.74 | — | 2009-07-02 |
| 27134. | pimpaingun (pimpaingun) | 67.74 | 97% | 2013-02-17 |
| 27135. | Reese (saturnino101) | 67.74 | 97% | 2016-03-09 |
| 27136. | purpleraccoon (purpleraccoon) | 67.73 | 97% | 2017-09-14 |
| 27137. | Shaisab (shaisab) | 67.73 | 97% | 2012-06-28 |
| 27138. | vicky (vickyliu) | 67.73 | 92% | 2014-06-24 |
| 27139. | Rokudan (rokudan) | 67.73 | 95% | 2012-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |