And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11233. | Martin (martincoo) | 95.12 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 11234. | Maritta (maritta) | 95.12 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 11235. | Allistare (shinryu1324alt) | 95.11 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 11236. | Timofey (timofey_s) | 95.11 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11237. | trepan (trepan) | 95.11 | 97% | 2012-06-04 |
| 11238. | Hah (verdaderopan) | 95.11 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 11239. | Brian (kellogg87) | 95.11 | 96% | 2013-06-24 |
| 11240. | urmom (urm0mma) | 95.11 | 97% | 2013-07-19 |
| 11241. | Nio (nio21) | 95.11 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 11242. | Jhorwin (jhoravi) | 95.10 | 98% | 2021-05-30 |
| 11243. | Daniel (danfun64) | 95.10 | 98% | 2015-10-02 |
| 11244. | Bob (sydre2) | 95.09 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 11245. | Alex (darktimesahead) | 95.09 | 96% | 2021-02-18 |
| 11246. | fer (donandugan13) | 95.09 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 11247. | Roger (rogereedos) | 95.09 | 93% | 2015-01-19 |
| 11248. | Maria (crossley) | 95.09 | — | 2009-12-24 |
| 11249. | gabe (gabingbing) | 95.08 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 11250. | pituf0 (pituf0) | 95.08 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11251. | Blagoj (pauc_99) | 95.08 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 11252. | engie (edrian_a) | 95.08 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 11253. | Taro (tarou) | 95.08 | 98% | 2012-08-03 |
| 11254. | im (baongoc124) | 95.08 | 97% | 2012-05-18 |
| 11255. | Justin (enjoyment) | 95.08 | — | 2008-09-13 |
| 11256. | Beowulf (yogak) | 95.08 | 98% | 2017-10-07 |
| 11257. | (robert420) | 95.07 | 98.4% | 2023-10-23 |
| 11258. | Michael (mwormley) | 95.07 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 11259. | concheese (concheese) | 95.07 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 11260. | Marissa (meyjic) | 95.07 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 11261. | imtdk (imtdk) | 95.06 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 11262. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 95.06 | 97.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |