The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16553. | Taka (madcowmoomoo) | 77.50 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 16554. | Marco (tsanuma) | 77.50 | 89% | 2015-02-04 |
| 16555. | Alex (alexwede) | 77.50 | — | 2010-03-31 |
| 16556. | Veth (timelesscol) | 77.49 | 99% | 2023-07-09 |
| 16557. | duc (duchihi) | 77.49 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 16558. | Mern (wolfe) | 77.49 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 16559. | Diana (sharky15) | 77.49 | 97% | 2016-11-06 |
| 16560. | Accurate_2000 (copaphill) | 77.49 | — | 2011-01-28 |
| 16561. | Mukesh Yadav (mukeshyadav) | 77.48 | 97% | 2017-08-05 |
| 16562. | CrustySB (skittleaddict) | 77.48 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 16563. | Sagittarius (deelicious) | 77.48 | 98% | 2017-12-06 |
| 16564. | yappa (yappa99_rc) | 77.48 | 99% | 2017-12-30 |
| 16565. | Trần Xuân Vinh (fastfood10) | 77.48 | 96% | 2015-04-03 |
| 16566. | Jon (zigzagtag) | 77.48 | 98% | 2011-10-14 |
| 16567. | keybardretard (keybardretard) | 77.48 | 95% | 2014-08-01 |
| 16568. | Chookat (chookat) | 77.48 | 94% | 2013-02-21 |
| 16569. | enigmaticpixels (enigmaticp... | 77.47 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 16570. | Veer (the_veer) | 77.47 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
| 16571. | MegaMatt (garrison0352) | 77.47 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
| 16572. | Jaime (jaimeathedisco) | 77.47 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 16573. | Danny (catfreak) | 77.47 | 96% | 2018-09-15 |
| 16574. | Wuchereria (wuchereria) | 77.47 | 94% | 2018-11-02 |
| 16575. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 77.47 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 16576. | jo (divergingfrompintos) | 77.47 | 91% | 2013-03-24 |
| 16577. | podapanda (podapanda) | 77.47 | 92% | 2012-03-16 |
| 16578. | Tim (thole) | 77.47 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 16579. | Tony (forthawhur) | 77.47 | 97% | 2014-03-18 |
| 16580. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 77.47 | 99% | 2021-05-29 |
| 16581. | Tix (tixtictik) | 77.46 | 90% | 2016-05-03 |
| 16582. | Andy (cocksauce) | 77.46 | 95% | 2020-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |