So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21149. | Mila (woodwinds) | 66.75 | 96% | 2013-09-21 |
| 21150. | Nate (scourse) | 66.75 | 96% | 2013-07-11 |
| 21151. | RayDaren (raydaren) | 66.75 | 95% | 2016-08-18 |
| 21152. | Mbenga (mbenga) | 66.75 | 97% | 2015-02-04 |
| 21153. | Evan (frostedleaff) | 66.74 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
| 21154. | David (paparoach212kill) | 66.74 | 98% | 2013-09-11 |
| 21155. | Sarah (smrismael) | 66.74 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 21156. | Utsav (utsav2) | 66.74 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
| 21157. | Raccoon Commander (racconco... | 66.74 | 95% | 2016-06-19 |
| 21158. | Andy (andyaldoo) | 66.74 | 92% | 2014-10-16 |
| 21159. | john (itsjohndoehoe) | 66.73 | 98% | 2022-03-19 |
| 21160. | Lolli (lollo2000) | 66.73 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 21161. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 66.73 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 21162. | duckie (ameneul) | 66.73 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 21163. | janice (ctc_janice) | 66.73 | 90% | 2011-11-10 |
| 21164. | Alex (avexti) | 66.73 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 21165. | Professor (professorprotons) | 66.72 | 95% | 2021-06-28 |
| 21166. | Lee (enelledee) | 66.72 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 21167. | moshpad (moshpad) | 66.72 | 94% | 2011-11-01 |
| 21168. | Konstantin (i_am_dosh) | 66.72 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 21169. | Biased (biased) | 66.72 | 92% | 2016-04-17 |
| 21170. | deepak (deepakprasad) | 66.72 | 96% | 2016-04-24 |
| 21171. | bagel on laptop (randyr6) | 66.71 | 96% | 2019-09-25 |
| 21172. | practicing (mio17) | 66.71 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 21173. | Yu Jin (yjkim96) | 66.71 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 21174. | Mark Egan (ehgan) | 66.71 | 95% | 2016-08-23 |
| 21175. | ynner (hiynnah) | 66.70 | 94% | 2014-03-08 |
| 21176. | suchir (eternalzx) | 66.70 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 21177. | Parth (parth96) | 66.70 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 21178. | Sam (samjm) | 66.70 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |