Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3631. | ShadowRain91 (shadowrain91) | 72.03 | 99% | 2020-05-22 |
| 3632. | Samuel (hirumasan) | 72.02 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
| 3633. | Asia (continentia) | 72.00 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 3634. | Kevin (samuraiviking) | 71.98 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3635. | Christian (chrsm9) | 71.96 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 3636. | TT (teabough) | 71.96 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 3637. | Syed (shaan10) | 71.95 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 3638. | Eenus (eenus) | 71.95 | 99% | 2020-03-13 |
| 3639. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 71.95 | 98% | 2018-10-28 |
| 3640. | Anson (aaaanson) | 71.91 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 3641. | Attulo (attulo) | 71.90 | 95% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3642. | Luthfi (luthfi552) | 71.90 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 3643. | Naoji (ryuice) | 71.90 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 3644. | Bret (ellenbogenb) | 71.88 | 94% | 2017-11-29 |
| 3645. | Jay (jaygreen4th) | 71.88 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
| 3646. | Alexander (codec4) | 71.88 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 3647. | HailNoGlory (cherryopolis) | 71.87 | 95% | 2019-12-14 |
| 3648. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 71.87 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 3649. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 71.86 | 95% | 2019-02-24 |
| 3650. | Csongor (flashrane) | 71.85 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 3651. | hansen (hansene) | 71.85 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 3652. | Nistiarius (nistiarius) | 71.83 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 3653. | Antonio (senny22) | 71.83 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 3654. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 71.83 | 98% | 2017-07-02 |
| 3655. | Aidan (aidan_bb) | 71.80 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 3656. | Rodrigo (rdcmdev) | 71.79 | 98% | 2019-06-07 |
| 3657. | Logan (bloodkill) | 71.78 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| 3658. | derek (jugemujugemu) | 71.73 | 97% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3659. | xploud. (steven125) | 71.73 | 96% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3660. | Joseph (jofl) | 71.73 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |