I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14918. | Chandra (chandrabhansali) | 73.18 | 99% | 2022-05-19 |
| 14919. | Ben (benyefet) | 73.18 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 14920. | Bob (sydre2) | 73.18 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 14921. | Kyle (orthocube) | 73.18 | 96% | 2018-05-16 |
| 14922. | Adam (adrakpro) | 73.18 | 94% | 2018-12-07 |
| 14923. | Christina (calderman) | 73.17 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 14924. | William (wwuhoo) | 73.17 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14925. | KBA (kdlt) | 73.17 | 96% | 2018-02-26 |
| 14926. | Emily (aquatick) | 73.17 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
| 14927. | Darth (darthverde) | 73.17 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 14928. | mibsahn (mibsahn) | 73.16 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 14929. | OttTyrilt (otttyrilt) | 73.16 | 95.7% | 2024-02-09 |
| 14930. | Havinastroke (saltyhavin) | 73.16 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 14931. | Bausse (samshab) | 73.16 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
| 14932. | Justas (jusstas) | 73.16 | 96% | 2019-03-22 |
| 14933. | jessie (jessjna) | 73.16 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 14934. | cj (stonewippen) | 73.15 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 14935. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 73.15 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 14936. | Parker (_parker) | 73.14 | 96% | 2025-09-29 |
| 14937. | Ren (rennieboy) | 73.14 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 14938. | smoky_ (sahuvipul) | 73.14 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 14939. | FriendTo (friendtodino) | 73.14 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 14940. | Philip (philipisawesome4) | 73.13 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14941. | Joshua (k0zy) | 73.13 | 95% | 2020-08-29 |
| 14942. | tomota (tomota_nut) | 73.13 | 97% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14943. | Ahmad (ahmadshboul) | 73.12 | 95% | 2021-08-05 |
| 14944. | Mikel (mikelhector) | 73.12 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 14945. | Sky (happysky) | 73.12 | 97.5% | 2025-01-08 |
| 14946. | Saul Goodman (blarg_23) | 73.12 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 14947. | Anurag (anuragd) | 73.12 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |