Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2447. | Mikel (meekay) | 76.51 | 95% | 2020-09-26 |
| 2448. | Only One (only_one_left) | 76.49 | 94% | 2019-12-26 |
| 2449. | Joël (bongo13) | 76.48 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2450. | Gustanina (gustanina) | 76.48 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2451. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 76.47 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 2452. | Ms (msgigglesz) | 76.44 | 98% | 2020-05-21 |
| 2453. | zombo (midgetmigerian) | 76.44 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 2454. | Colin (3geosyog) | 76.43 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2455. | Rushy (rushyrl) | 76.42 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2456. | Saatvik (saatvikdutt3) | 76.42 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 2457. | Emily (snowserpent) | 76.42 | 95% | 2019-03-02 |
| 2458. | Jonas (jonas9) | 76.42 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 2459. | Nate (nwalker1129nwnwn) | 76.40 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 2460. | Matthew (mesposito2398) | 76.40 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2461. | jason (drumdydrum) | 76.40 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
| 2462. | Vivern (vivern) | 76.38 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
| 2463. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 76.37 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 2464. | Blade (kingsblade) | 76.36 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 2465. | Kyle (jumpmankg15) | 76.36 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 2466. | emanuel (emanuelt_) | 76.34 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 2467. | Leo (ricecustomer) | 76.32 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2468. | Peter (pyesh) | 76.29 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2469. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 76.29 | 99% | 2019-03-22 |
| 2470. | lean (bryanlean4) | 76.27 | 98% | 2018-08-28 |
| 2471. | Philip (winlaneorafk) | 76.24 | 96% | 2020-03-21 |
| 2472. | BoxBoy (uchenkadi) | 76.23 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2473. | Peter (ptnguyen) | 76.22 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| 2474. | pingx (jpairat) | 76.21 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
| 2475. | Joe (jych0) | 76.20 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2476. | concheese (concheese) | 76.20 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |