I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8864. | amh1499 (ineverquit) | 88.92 | 93% | 2015-09-21 |
| 8865. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 88.92 | 99% | 2019-03-26 |
| 8866. | Keibro (darkman664) | 88.91 | 98% | 2025-06-27 |
| 8867. | arcadiuz (arcadiuz) | 88.91 | 97% | 2024-09-24 |
| 8868. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 88.91 | 98.5% | 2024-03-10 |
| 8869. | Anton (nitergen) | 88.91 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8870. | Bob (wmwmwmwm) | 88.91 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 8871. | (op4steve) | 88.90 | 98% | 2024-01-27 |
| 8872. | Azurity (azurence) | 88.90 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 8873. | prox (proxisos) | 88.90 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 8874. | McKee (mckee) | 88.90 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
| 8875. | Marc (mreading) | 88.90 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 8876. | Antonio (balusus96) | 88.89 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 8877. | EEEEErol (rsfatboy119) | 88.89 | 97% | 2017-04-16 |
| 8878. | Stacey (hakushi) | 88.88 | 91% | 2016-03-07 |
| 8879. | Neil (neilborde) | 88.88 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
| 8880. | Zoe (zoeerp) | 88.87 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
| 8881. | Jeffrey (jeffyee12122) | 88.87 | 98% | 2025-02-17 |
| 8882. | Enclosed (enclosedletter) | 88.87 | 97% | 2022-09-03 |
| 8883. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 88.87 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 8884. | Baz (bazzykrunkz) | 88.87 | 95% | 2020-04-28 |
| 8885. | Pedro (m0choo) | 88.87 | 97.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 8886. | nafaal (nafaal) | 88.86 | 98% | 2023-05-17 |
| 8887. | Irham (irhamdinataa) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 8888. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 88.86 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 8889. | EdJr (edjr) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 8890. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 88.86 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
| 8891. | TheShulkerBox (theshulkerbox) | 88.85 | 97% | 2024-08-18 |
| 8892. | Zack (_sempiternal_) | 88.85 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 8893. | alyssa (alyyyssa) | 88.85 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |