Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2147. | Enver (enverhoxha) | 84.43 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 2148. | Thengil (thengil) | 84.43 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2149. | sugi (dea_agent) | 84.41 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
| 2150. | Eloy (swekingeib) | 84.41 | 98% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2151. | Ham (ninjataco2378) | 84.39 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 2152. | chad (pokeman34) | 84.38 | 97% | 2019-04-22 |
| 2153. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 84.38 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
| 2154. | Seymour (cheapsunglasses) | 84.37 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 2155. | John (jimmybombs) | 84.37 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 2156. | Cameron (jhill1997) | 84.36 | 97% | 2018-01-12 |
| 2157. | Fedwig (fedwig) | 84.35 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 2158. | Yoshimura (timepauser) | 84.35 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
| 2159. | Gabriel (unicon) | 84.33 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2160. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 84.32 | 95% | 2019-12-01 |
| 2161. | Jenzu (jenzu) | 84.31 | 96% | 2017-07-29 |
| 2162. | Aerdayne (aerdayne) | 84.30 | 96% | 2019-04-19 |
| 2163. | Zach (encasedthought) | 84.29 | 98% | 2017-10-16 |
| 2164. | Egg boy (atobias28) | 84.27 | 96% | 2017-07-29 |
| 2165. | oli (johnvenz16) | 84.27 | 98% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2166. | Elfrinex (elfrinex) | 84.26 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 2167. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 84.24 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
| 2168. | Ales (_ales) | 84.23 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 2169. | Rubin (rrubinski) | 84.22 | 96% | 2017-09-13 |
| 2170. | script/script (henville12) | 84.22 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 2171. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 84.22 | 99% | 2018-08-30 |
| 2172. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 84.20 | 95% | 2018-11-17 |
| 2173. | Dosloy (dosloy) | 84.19 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 2174. | Henry (maps600) | 84.19 | 98% | 2018-12-04 |
| 2175. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 84.19 | 99% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2176. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 84.19 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |