When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7952. | Loek (loekyloek1) | 87.04 | 97.4% | 2023-10-12 |
| 7953. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchu) | 87.03 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 7954. | MeguminQT (leonathor) | 87.03 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 7955. | Genesis (buasch) | 87.03 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 7956. | Kimahry (kimahry) | 87.02 | 99% | 2023-08-25 |
| 7957. | Typing (typinggodthesecond) | 87.02 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 7958. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 87.02 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 7959. | Mike (fastneko) | 87.02 | 95% | 2021-10-15 |
| 7960. | herny (helluherny) | 87.02 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
| 7961. | Ren (yozj) | 87.02 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 7962. | Claire (thegool) | 87.02 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 7963. | Y (qwertyracer) | 87.01 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 7964. | Cade (zeim) | 87.01 | 88% | 2017-03-27 |
| 7965. | Nam (supergimper) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 7966. | virtualflames#1011 (virtual... | 87.01 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 7967. | Dichill (leqici) | 87.01 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
| 7968. | Zach (encasedthought) | 87.00 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 7969. | Adam (adman1986) | 87.00 | 99% | 2022-09-01 |
| 7970. | tstats[alex9597] (alex9597) | 86.99 | 99% | 2024-05-30 |
| 7971. | ♋ Carmelo (carmelo231) | 86.99 | 99% | 2023-04-16 |
| 7972. | Manel (mrnuke) | 86.98 | 99% | 2022-04-02 |
| 7973. | Empirix (empirix) | 86.98 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 7974. | Mikołaj (winnerro) | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 7975. | Patrick (professorx33) | 86.97 | 97% | 2021-02-13 |
| 7976. | laezza (inimitabile) | 86.97 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 7977. | Brian (oberblastmeister) | 86.97 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 7978. | blue (bluebennie) | 86.97 | 97% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7979. | kaine (diekaine) | 86.96 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 7980. | Predelnik (shadydealer) | 86.95 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 7981. | Valdebich (k0k1) | 86.95 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |