It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4254. | Andrei (cpt_kek) | 58.68 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 4255. | Preston (hollywoodhero) | 58.67 | 95% | 2018-10-08 |
| 4256. | James (hot_panty_dropper) | 58.66 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 4257. | jd (jbajwa) | 58.62 | 97% | 2020-03-25 |
| 4258. | Joel (jouel) | 58.61 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4259. | Arman (148038) | 58.61 | 96% | 2020-05-31 |
| 4260. | Waqas (mwaqas786) | 58.60 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 4261. | Kai (kajethemage) | 58.59 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 4262. | Nikhil (nikhil142) | 58.57 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 4263. | Trent (priyank45) | 58.55 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
| 4264. | Meels (meels910) | 58.54 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
| 4265. | Erik (trixx7) | 58.53 | 95% | 2020-10-05 |
| 4266. | Randy (mathrelated) | 58.53 | 96% | 2018-03-06 |
| 4267. | Sivert (ivcasstiel) | 58.53 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 4268. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 58.53 | 95% | 2019-07-20 |
| 4269. | ElderlySnail (littleerika1017) | 58.52 | 94% | 2020-03-16 |
| 4270. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 58.51 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 4271. | Saif (saifje) | 58.51 | 96% | 2017-12-05 |
| 4272. | Pushkar (azuloto) | 58.50 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 4273. | Guilherme (gui_szk) | 58.49 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 4274. | Dmitry (horizon_47) | 58.49 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 4275. | Santiago (drebexler) | 58.48 | 95% | 2020-07-17 |
| 4276. | Akshay (chugha) | 58.48 | 96% | 2018-01-01 |
| 4277. | Loopdreams (loopdreams) | 58.47 | 97% | 2019-02-20 |
| 4278. | Charzii. (charzii_) | 58.46 | 95% | 2020-04-08 |
| 4279. | hanying (h4ny1n9) | 58.45 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 4280. | Noor (noor002) | 58.45 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4281. | sgpizzaa (pizza_pizza_pie) | 58.43 | 94% | 2021-08-22 |
| 4282. | Axejoker (axejoker) | 58.43 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
| 4283. | 專心駕駛 (hkcitizen) | 58.43 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |