You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
745 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1476. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 83.02 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1477. | Neithen (neithen_s) | 83.01 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 1478. | NekokeN (hr47) | 83.01 | 95% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1479. | Vinicius (vinnyataide) | 83.00 | 97% | 2019-02-17 |
| 1480. | Rusty (debug_god) | 82.99 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| 1481. | Raiyan (raiyan04) | 82.96 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 1482. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 82.95 | 97% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1483. | they used to say we would n... | 82.94 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1484. | TripleMean (triplemean) | 82.94 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1485. | R (frickoff) | 82.93 | 95% | 2018-07-15 |
| 1486. | bub (bubmaley) | 82.92 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1487. | ue (abadtyper) | 82.91 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 1488. | andrew (400wpmalphamale) | 82.89 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 1489. | Andrew (hijakthatcar) | 82.86 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1490. | izzlidat (izzlidat) | 82.85 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1491. | nymm (day12) | 82.82 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1492. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 82.78 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
| 1493. | ted (sayonara999) | 82.76 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 1494. | Filip (filip26) | 82.73 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 1495. | Yi-Szen (smurfii) | 82.73 | 95% | 2020-09-25 |
| 1496. | 408 (the_408) | 82.72 | 98% | 2018-04-22 |
| 1497. | Tim (choiyokbao) | 82.71 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 1498. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 82.71 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 1499. | 516 (sig_sauers) | 82.69 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 1500. | lasindu (lasindu) | 82.68 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 1501. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
| 1502. | Edard (edardstark) | 82.64 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1503. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 82.64 | 95% | 2018-03-20 |
| 1504. | Devin (harbingerofrats) | 82.63 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1505. | k (mc0sta) | 82.63 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |