When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11334. | Youniss (youniss) | 79.21 | 95.9% | 2023-11-26 |
| 11335. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 79.21 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| 11336. | Jo (spahgetti) | 79.21 | 100% | 2018-06-12 |
| 11337. | clerinng (clerinng) | 79.21 | 97.8% | 2024-09-23 |
| 11338. | Rappo (rappo) | 79.21 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 11339. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 79.21 | 96.7% | 2023-08-26 |
| 11340. | yee (yeeyee_haircut) | 79.20 | 95% | 2021-03-26 |
| 11341. | Austin (galactiac) | 79.20 | 97.8% | 2024-04-25 |
| 11342. | Someone (somebodysofast) | 79.19 | 97% | 2025-06-29 |
| 11343. | stt (soulert) | 79.19 | 99% | 2022-08-30 |
| 11344. | fshi (darftw) | 79.19 | 99% | 2019-02-17 |
| 11345. | Colin (grateful_dodger) | 79.19 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 11346. | David (davidzocker3) | 79.19 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 11347. | Roy (royroyking) | 79.19 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11348. | MasterMind (master__mind) | 79.19 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 11349. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 79.19 | 90% | 2016-12-22 |
| 11350. | Kawaki (kawakii) | 79.18 | 96.1% | 2023-09-25 |
| 11351. | Kawsar (kawasar5685) | 79.18 | 97.5% | 2024-01-30 |
| 11352. | Mateja (elpatron6) | 79.18 | 97% | 2022-10-08 |
| 11353. | Joshua (jkm711) | 79.18 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 11354. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 79.18 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 11355. | Peter (peter12253) | 79.17 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
| 11356. | Eric (envyhope) | 79.17 | 96% | 2020-05-29 |
| 11357. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 79.17 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 11358. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 79.16 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 11359. | qwerty (strongly_typed_qwerty) | 79.16 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 11360. | felix (fe9lix) | 79.16 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 11361. | lucemi (lianeci) | 79.15 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 11362. | Drawer (accouchement) | 79.15 | 98% | 2023-10-14 |
| 11363. | Jack (jhudson85) | 79.15 | 98% | 2018-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |