As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17969. | Ding (dudeinpants) | 66.58 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17970. | Patrick (eishfantastik) | 66.58 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
| 17971. | Gilbert (molisafirefox) | 66.57 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
| 17972. | Mari (marive) | 66.57 | 96.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 17973. | Arman (148038) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 17974. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 66.57 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 17975. | dayman (gangbeast_21) | 66.57 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
| 17976. | FamousPig (famouspig) | 66.57 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 17977. | Younus (younuskhan) | 66.57 | 97% | 2018-03-19 |
| 17978. | Lord (lord_galopp) | 66.57 | 96% | 2016-12-01 |
| 17979. | Gabe (gabe90) | 66.57 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
| 17980. | mg (mg500) | 66.57 | 89% | 2017-05-16 |
| 17981. | Jinaakko (jinaakko) | 66.56 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 17982. | Sahil (skulltroxx) | 66.56 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 17983. | Miska (hylje5000) | 66.56 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 17984. | zondo (zondo2) | 66.56 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 17985. | abhilash (lash_32768) | 66.55 | 92% | 2016-05-18 |
| 17986. | Marco (elmaggo) | 66.55 | 94% | 2023-05-22 |
| 17987. | kektor (kektorkuan) | 66.55 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 17988. | unstableninja (unstableninja) | 66.55 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 17989. | Alx (alxkun_) | 66.55 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 17990. | Stephen (sasafras0818) | 66.55 | 89% | 2017-03-30 |
| 17991. | Jazengm (jazengm) | 66.54 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 17992. | Napasin (triplesic) | 66.54 | 97% | 2017-03-03 |
| 17993. | KPoke (kpoke) | 66.54 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17994. | Juan (juan9900) | 66.54 | 96% | 2021-09-16 |
| 17995. | Kayzee (kayzee007) | 66.54 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 17996. | Nungkha (nungkha) | 66.54 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 17997. | Joshua (sokubaku) | 66.54 | 95% | 2016-01-04 |
| 17998. | Matej (mattfid) | 66.54 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |