As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11485. | Praveen (ninethsense) | 79.97 | 94% | 2015-12-16 |
| 11486. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 79.97 | 95.6% | 2023-10-05 |
| 11487. | gyani (arugyani) | 79.97 | 95% | 2018-01-18 |
| 11488. | Trisha (amuhzing) | 79.96 | 96% | 2025-03-28 |
| 11489. | n00b (gimape07) | 79.96 | 95% | 2019-12-05 |
| 11490. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 79.96 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 11491. | j (swaggingpickle) | 79.96 | 96% | 2017-11-19 |
| 11492. | max (max_el) | 79.95 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 11493. | sukh (dampness) | 79.95 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 11494. | Ryan (jellyzerg) | 79.95 | 93% | 2016-11-21 |
| 11495. | Alex (pugnation) | 79.94 | 96% | 2019-04-23 |
| 11496. | Dmitri (figgilywigget) | 79.94 | 97.3% | 2023-09-21 |
| 11497. | Croii (croii) | 79.94 | 95% | 2023-05-05 |
| 11498. | Fusik (fusik) | 79.94 | 96% | 2017-03-20 |
| 11499. | Beatrice (papegoja388) | 79.94 | 96% | 2020-06-16 |
| 11500. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 79.94 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 11501. | Ellimert (elisemertens) | 79.93 | 99% | 2023-06-26 |
| 11502. | target100avg (target100avg) | 79.93 | 98% | 2025-02-13 |
| 11503. | Potato (potatojp) | 79.93 | 95.8% | 2024-02-11 |
| 11504. | Robert (deeckie) | 79.93 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 11505. | Tam (solevampire) | 79.93 | 95% | 2016-06-28 |
| 11506. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 79.93 | 99% | 2018-09-02 |
| 11507. | Catalin (art_vendelay) | 79.93 | 96% | 2016-07-14 |
| 11508. | John (neru_k2008) | 79.92 | 98% | 2024-03-01 |
| 11509. | Nathan (natrieu01) | 79.92 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 11510. | Nick (crimzynn) | 79.92 | 99% | 2020-03-03 |
| 11511. | punit (typinglover02) | 79.92 | 97% | 2015-11-23 |
| 11512. | Sera (shrll133) | 79.92 | 92% | 2017-04-03 |
| 11513. | Phạm Lãng (blackdhcm) | 79.92 | 96% | 2015-05-01 |
| 11514. | Angie (bnlgusterfan) | 79.91 | 96% | 2015-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |