The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15501. | Tomasz (jypnfevk) | 78.93 | 89% | 2011-10-12 |
| 15502. | Antonio (senny22) | 78.93 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 15503. | Andre (andreandreandre) | 78.92 | 96% | 2021-04-24 |
| 15504. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 78.92 | 96.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 15505. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 78.92 | 97% | 2023-06-23 |
| 15506. | Salttynooooodles (salttynoo... | 78.92 | 95.2% | 2021-02-16 |
| 15507. | Slack (slack) | 78.92 | 99% | 2014-12-17 |
| 15508. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 78.92 | 95% | 2013-03-18 |
| 15509. | learner (learner89) | 78.92 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 15510. | keaton (keaton_____) | 78.92 | 87% | 2014-07-06 |
| 15511. | Douglas (dougiej) | 78.91 | 94% | 2015-06-22 |
| 15512. | Naru (solvereign) | 78.91 | 96% | 2023-05-02 |
| 15513. | Yashesh (yashesh_07) | 78.91 | 96.8% | 2023-10-24 |
| 15514. | DoctorBest (doctorbest) | 78.91 | 91% | 2014-02-10 |
| 15515. | Kamil (finessegod_) | 78.91 | 99% | 2022-08-02 |
| 15516. | Wszxvq (wszxvq) | 78.91 | 92% | 2017-02-07 |
| 15517. | Matthew (wobblez) | 78.90 | 92% | 2015-09-27 |
| 15518. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 78.90 | 97% | 2018-06-17 |
| 15519. | Nicki (nickisusanalex) | 78.90 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 15520. | Richard (elevatecrazy_yt) | 78.90 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 15521. | b (bonkadonks) | 78.90 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 15522. | Thiên (htxuvn) | 78.90 | 95% | 2013-08-17 |
| 15523. | Chi (chichung91) | 78.90 | 96% | 2013-05-17 |
| 15524. | Peaky (x101) | 78.90 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 15525. | Sam (special_cookie) | 78.89 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 15526. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 78.89 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 15527. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 78.89 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 15528. | Ellie (smelly97) | 78.89 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 15529. | glhf (hellosur) | 78.89 | 96% | 2011-09-06 |
| 15530. | Cap10Pvtaqi (cap10pvtaqi) | 78.89 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |