And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22698. | Hari (harimarella) | 74.23 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 22699. | 777urtaza@fb.com (777urtaza) | 74.23 | 96% | 2014-03-09 |
| 22700. | hieu (hieutrann) | 74.23 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 22701. | nishant (nishp19) | 74.22 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 22702. | Monsieur (tonga) | 74.22 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 22703. | Jusuf (nerdtyper) | 74.22 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 22704. | Maria (lanfear337) | 74.22 | 93% | 2013-01-18 |
| 22705. | Vincent (macdoc77) | 74.21 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 22706. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 74.21 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 22707. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 74.21 | 93% | 2014-11-21 |
| 22708. | Nmn (nmn147) | 74.21 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 22709. | BrainDeadSpider (braindeads... | 74.21 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 22710. | (proxy707) | 74.21 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 22711. | Shawn (vglunatic) | 74.21 | 96% | 2015-03-12 |
| 22712. | Joanna (jordgubbssolero) | 74.21 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 22713. | Brainaic (brainaic) | 74.21 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 22714. | Rayan (rayguy123) | 74.20 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 22715. | Samuel (bradenluvzlax) | 74.20 | 97% | 2022-07-22 |
| 22716. | Ashray (ashraygupta1) | 74.20 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 22717. | Richard (elevatecrazy_yt) | 74.20 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 22718. | Luna (lunaofthenight) | 74.20 | 97% | 2011-10-05 |
| 22719. | zevee (zevee) | 74.20 | 89% | 2014-04-01 |
| 22720. | Oscar (oscarmyt) | 74.19 | 93% | 2013-12-24 |
| 22721. | Rich (safety4zone) | 74.19 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 22722. | Rdk (olegus) | 74.19 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 22723. | Nicki (nickisusanalex) | 74.19 | 98% | 2021-07-28 |
| 22724. | Christopher (ixiblackbirdixi) | 74.19 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 22725. | M0N5 (m0n5) | 74.19 | 96% | 2014-10-16 |
| 22726. | Krishna (krrish94) | 74.19 | 97% | 2015-05-10 |
| 22727. | AEF_V (ama1998) | 74.19 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |