As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13423. | bezrxk (bezrxk) | 75.62 | 96% | 2023-09-28 |
13424. | squall (squalllionheart) | 75.62 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
13425. | Will (bangojett) | 75.62 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
13426. | Lucas (akz92) | 75.62 | 96% | 2016-11-02 |
13427. | HyunWoo (showaid) | 75.62 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
13428. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 75.62 | 95% | 2018-06-21 |
13429. | ammar (ammarove) | 75.62 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
13430. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 75.61 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
13431. | Elliot (privateplague) | 75.61 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
13432. | Antti (jormala) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
13433. | yixuan (ixuan) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
13434. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 75.60 | 94.8% | 2024-01-10 |
13435. | Divya (divya_16) | 75.60 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
13436. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 75.60 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
13437. | guy (zagu) | 75.60 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
13438. | TABY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pa... | 75.60 | 96% | 2017-08-24 |
13439. | Haitham (electron_hunter) | 75.59 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
13440. | Quavis (jewishween) | 75.59 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
13441. | JankLööps (qu4n7umz) | 75.59 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
13442. | writing.com (rhodafeet) | 75.59 | 100% | 2016-02-27 |
13443. | DK (dkagustin) | 75.59 | 95% | 2015-08-05 |
13444. | xoozed (xoozed) | 75.58 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
13445. | Klunky (liamrob) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
13446. | Stentor (stesanor) | 75.58 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
13447. | Matthew (mattisdabomb77) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
13448. | S (cryten56) | 75.56 | 97.7% | 2024-08-09 |
13449. | Dios (gembili666) | 75.56 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
13450. | Tiger (tiger_l) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
13451. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
13452. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 75.55 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |