Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1005. | Randy (__rdall__) | 94.87 | 96% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1006. | Matthew (matwat7) | 94.86 | 99% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1007. | panacotta (panacotta) | 94.85 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1008. | Josh (cyptobynight) | 94.83 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
| 1009. | ttvdivertingwhale (divertin... | 94.82 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 1010. | claripino (claripino) | 94.78 | 96% | 2019-09-11 |
| 1011. | Adroxis (adroxis) | 94.78 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 1012. | Novadeluxe (fuccboy420) | 94.77 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 1013. | Julian (industryinc) | 94.74 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1014. | No Way (shefakala) | 94.70 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1015. | Corey (corstar97) | 94.69 | 99% | 2020-02-07 |
| 1016. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 94.66 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 1017. | Ted (xted) | 94.64 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 1018. | Chieh laptop (leejay8011piq) | 94.63 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 1019. | M (iskiribits) | 94.63 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 1020. | Liam (mazokuu) | 94.61 | 99% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1021. | ekrpat (ekrpatdvorak) | 94.60 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 1022. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 94.59 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
| 1023. | Jeremy (jeremyteng) | 94.56 | 95% | 2018-05-25 |
| 1024. | Matthew (zoddiak) | 94.51 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 1025. | James (noweleanor) | 94.51 | 99% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1026. | Jeffrey (jeff3yan) | 94.50 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 1027. | cluwei (cluwei) | 94.41 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 1028. | B1 (b1north) | 94.40 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 1029. | Metacarcinus (mcmagister) | 94.34 | 98% | 2017-10-22 |
| 1030. | Dan (danhabib) | 94.34 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 1031. | Rob (pitzthistlewits) | 94.33 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 1032. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 94.29 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1033. | PR (mrprx) | 94.21 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 1034. | Bryon (btjanaka) | 94.20 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |