Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4597. | Winston (winnyzzzz) | 50.43 | 96% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4598. | gavin (gmann655) | 50.43 | 93% | 2020-01-31 |
| 4599. | Hamza (lasthamzastanding) | 50.42 | 92% | 2019-06-22 |
| 4600. | ali (alianggie) | 50.41 | 99% | 2019-01-27 |
| 4601. | Nigel (nigeljames) | 50.40 | 93% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4602. | Khaeran S. (dark_ze7en) | 50.38 | 91% | 2020-01-17 |
| 4603. | Pietro (coreceps) | 50.36 | 94% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4604. | Jarel (jarel123) | 50.29 | 94% | 2018-06-08 |
| 4605. | Carlos (capr) | 50.28 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
| 4606. | Mohsen (mohsentypo) | 50.28 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 4607. | Lipda (balm33994) | 50.27 | 94% | 2019-11-23 |
| 4608. | George (geoioanid) | 50.24 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 4609. | Malek (malek_swagger) | 50.22 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 4610. | Dershan (dershan219) | 50.21 | 96% | 2019-12-21 |
| 4611. | (`ー´) (seungwan) | 50.21 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4612. | Triet (damadoko) | 50.19 | 95% | 2019-12-21 |
| 4613. | Egor (egorka) | 50.17 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 4614. | Bad (badminton87) | 50.14 | 96% | 2018-07-27 |
| 4615. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (catlh) | 50.11 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4616. | Lukas (lukas2tech) | 50.10 | 99% | 2019-11-29 |
| 4617. | LadangBiru (ladangbiru) | 50.09 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| 4618. | harsh (harshvats) | 50.03 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 4619. | hai (shadowwanderer) | 50.02 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 4620. | Z-Dvorak (zzdarke) | 50.01 | 94% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4621. | chandu (chandu970) | 50.00 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 4622. | Amit (akum030) | 49.95 | 95% | 2020-01-22 |
| 4623. | Ming (bivsbon) | 49.89 | 96% | 2019-12-22 |
| 4624. | stegmarb (stegmarb) | 49.89 | 94% | 2019-11-07 |
| 4625. | Dennis (babooni) | 49.84 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4626. | Paris (franceparis) | 49.84 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |