Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1659. | Rohan (ashavijaysukne) | 61.55 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1660. | denixu (denixu) | 61.55 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 1661. | Emily (em66) | 61.49 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 1662. | arz (arzr) | 61.49 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1663. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 61.49 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 1664. | csati (csati) | 61.48 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1665. | ruzain (ruzain) | 61.47 | 94% | 2018-06-10 |
| 1666. | Jim (its_jim) | 61.44 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 1667. | Patrick (patisawesomein1) | 61.43 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 1668. | Shebes (shebes) | 61.40 | 99% | 2018-07-17 |
| 1669. | Pavel (trialtry) | 61.39 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1670. | Michael (larkorin) | 61.33 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1671. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 61.30 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 1672. | wii (nobodylovesraymond) | 61.30 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1673. | Eros (tigeros) | 61.29 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 1674. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 61.24 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 1675. | Egor (egorbugaev3) | 61.22 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 1676. | Cameron (camma) | 61.21 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 1677. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 61.19 | 94% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1678. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 61.19 | 95% | 2018-06-21 |
| 1679. | Zachary (zxckts) | 61.15 | 95% | 2019-07-18 |
| 1680. | Austin (air_tree) | 61.13 | 96% | 2019-06-22 |
| 1681. | Eugene (rawners) | 61.08 | 96% | 2019-07-16 |
| 1682. | Rhishabh (rhish) | 61.07 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 1683. | nani (typingfever) | 61.04 | 94% | 2019-08-18 |
| 1684. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 61.00 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 1685. | BootySlayer69 (montrealtyper) | 60.97 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 1686. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 60.95 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1687. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 60.95 | 99% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1688. | Mohammed (mi_14) | 60.94 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |