So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30983. | aziz (aziz) | 50.66 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 30984. | inaki333 (inaki333) | 50.65 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
| 30985. | bryan (bryan2010) | 50.65 | 94% | 2022-02-16 |
| 30986. | Keyser (keysersoze) | 50.65 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 30987. | YaBoi (yab0i) | 50.65 | 95% | 2021-04-09 |
| 30988. | chloe (ca81676) | 50.65 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 30989. | BH (bhsn) | 50.65 | 88% | 2013-10-18 |
| 30990. | Carter (cartard84) | 50.65 | 91% | 2011-05-06 |
| 30991. | Daniel (deepo) | 50.65 | 87% | 2016-06-04 |
| 30992. | Djanges (djanges) | 50.64 | 95% | 2019-06-01 |
| 30993. | marc (kangdashman) | 50.64 | 92% | 2018-06-13 |
| 30994. | Bullet (chayan007) | 50.64 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 30995. | Minh (votinh1210) | 50.64 | 97% | 2018-03-28 |
| 30996. | LenNox (colour_foolz) | 50.64 | 94% | 2012-12-21 |
| 30997. | Jojoo (turngrady) | 50.64 | 92% | 2014-04-11 |
| 30998. | Laura (laurahdzm) | 50.64 | 89% | 2011-10-18 |
| 30999. | Khalid (khalidaria) | 50.63 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
| 31000. | deydey (iskalaberkberk0427) | 50.63 | 94% | 2020-09-25 |
| 31001. | Daniele (st0mak) | 50.63 | 92% | 2014-06-14 |
| 31002. | Efe Boran (efbrnbrbr) | 50.63 | 94% | 2017-12-26 |
| 31003. | ayd (alsacien) | 50.63 | 94% | 2011-06-21 |
| 31004. | party (partyiee) | 50.62 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 31005. | manzah (beelzeb0sss) | 50.62 | 96% | 2020-09-22 |
| 31006. | REV (krevengek) | 50.62 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 31007. | kat (kat_212) | 50.62 | 95% | 2023-03-20 |
| 31008. | VIGHNESH (vighnesh25) | 50.62 | 95% | 2023-05-17 |
| 31009. | Sarah (shetzah) | 50.62 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 31010. | Tim (protagonist) | 50.62 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 31011. | mark (chuahuonga) | 50.61 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 31012. | cuzimogni (cuzimogni) | 50.61 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |